(WENN)
Reports are saying that Paul McCartney and his wretch of an ex-wife have come to a resolution as to how much money she gets to suck off him . You know when they hooked up, his kids were thinking "golddigger" and they were absolutely right. It sucks to be right. How much lettuce can she fit in that fake leg?
According to published reports, the former Beatle has successfully brokered a settlement in his bitter divorce battle with Heather Mills, who has reportedly accepted his offer of an estimated $56 million in cash and property as well as joint custody of their three-year-old daughter, Beatrice.As of Monday, there was no confirmation of the report from the respective camps of either McCartney or Mills.
No confirmation because McCartney is sitting down the pub right now, crying into his Magners and rueing the day Heather's shiny prothesis ever caught his eye. He's also crying because he'll be one trillion when little Beatrice is in the seventh grade.
Randi says:
Wow. For that kind of green I hope he gets to keep the leg at least.
lizze says:
I was right from the start ... and as soon as she squeezed out the kiddie then she was the one LOL all the way to the bank.
Gregorio says:
What a bitch-she is the golddigger from Hell and I think she only had a kid so she could get more money out of Paul!The best thing that could happen is she humiliates herself skating and goes back to wherever the hell she came from.She may have money, but she also has the right to proclaim" I am the one-legged bitch who fucked Sir Paul!" Greg
dee says:
Posted on March 12, 2007 08:45 PM
Randi said:
Wow. For that kind of green I hope he gets to keep the leg at least.
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ROTFLOL. So good.......
Tonysgirl says:
ROFL....Does he get to keep the leg....that was hilarious.
I say GOOOOOD riddance to the ONE legged witch!!!
Candice says:
Heather is the gold-digger from hell - and I with many others will vote her off the "dancing show" first!
How said she is such a hearthless bitch - Sir Paul is much better off without such a money hungry, egotistical, self-centered trashy low class skum bitch!
His kids knew it from the start - she was only after his money!
Sir Paulis loved by many here and abroad.
perez sucks says:
F**k you Perez! You are such a masogynist! You hate all women who aren't grovelling to men. Die Jerk!!!
Firecrotch says:
Oh please - and if she was a gold-digging wh*re, what was he?! I hate the way he's coming out smelling of f*cking roses. He knew what he was doing when he decided to marry someone that much younger than him. People just don't want to admit that he was as stupid then as he is now. The idiot was appealing to his vanity - well, guess what? It's now coming back to bite him in the arse. Get all you can, Heather!!!