(WENN)
Larry Birkhead and his legal mouthpiece emerged from a courtoom today confident that the jig is up for the babynapping Howard K. Stern . Jesus, I hope so. I'm running out of snark for this sitch.
Birkhead's lawyer, Debra Opri, said she was confident that Stern would be made to come to California, and she also said that Stern "can't hide behind a fake birth certificate" and that his "feet will be held to the fire."
She seems intense. The judge they spoke with will be reaching a decision on whether Howard K. Stern would be forced to come to California and surrender Dannielyn for DNA testing to determine the kid's paternity. Did anyone see Kimmie on Tyra the other day? Bitch looked a lot better now that she's gotten the purple Manic Panic out of her damn hair. Then again, anyone would look better next to the luxurious Bobby Trendy. The moldering corpse of a leper, Thalidomide babies, Amanda Lepore. Bobby Trendy is the end of all things.
Perez's Fired Stylist says:
Kimmie on Tyra?! OMG! Could someone please post it on youtube? Did anyone see Roseanne on The View this morning? She was speaking out for the working class and she was awesome. Elizabitch is so out numbered there! lol
Jennifer says:
I was just wondering if someone at ASL could PLEASE tell me what in the hell is wrong with Joshua Perper's head?! It drives me crazy seeing him on tv every day with that huge lump!
claire says:
You are some crazy nut case. You actually believe Larry Bunkbed is the father. Howard K. Stern is the only person Anna wanted with her throughout everything. She controlled him, not he her. Get your head out of you crack!!!
Rhondy says:
I haven't really been following this story too closely, but I believe Stern's child would have inherited his strong features, especially his schnoz.
Dannielynn is a beautiful baby.