The most beloved lesbian in the world, Ellen Degeneres, is supposedly considering marrying her actress girlfriend Portia DeRossi in June . I'm not sure I buy this one. Ellen's way too huge to get tied down to another possible crazy. Who know if Portia will take some E and roll on out to a farm in the middle of nowhere and start claiming she's from another galaxy? Who says that can't happen twice?
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married in June, it has been claimed. Ellen was allegedly confronted by Portia about their future plans after Ellen had finished hosting the Oscars. Former 'Ally McBeal' star Portia is said to have quizzed her long-term partner about her marriage intentions and forced her to set a date.A source told the National Enquirer magazine: "Portia demanded that Ellen marry her. After lots of talk and plenty of hints, Portia finally confronted Ellen right after the Oscars about making a commitment."
More details on the upcoming nuptials after the jump.
The couple are now planning a lavish ceremony for friends and family at their California home in June, when Ellen's chat show is off air.What's this "confronted" deal? "Confronted" is when someone is hiding nip bottles all over the house or you see a strange number called repeatedly on your husband's cell. You shouldn't have to confront someone about a possible wedding in the future. You should have a nice conversation about it over wine at a picnic, or in bed post-coital when they're really suggestible. That last part really works, and is why you'll soon be referring to me as Mrs. Scott Caan.
lookwhaticando says:
I wanna come to the wedding. You go Girls.
debkakes says:
All that demanding and confronting doesn't sound too good, no matter what the gender configuration of a couple is. I hope that's BS, and they enter into a consensual partnership. They totally rock and I'd do them both!
mmyers says:
Sick!
Shanon says:
You guys are amazing!! Congradulations!!!! The best of luck to you two and your future together.
Christine-Bahamas says:
Ellen I would love to attend your wedding, just send me a ticket if you dare, by the way I live in Freeport Grand Bahama, Bahamas. I would also like to be a guest at your home, and just stay with you guys as if am family, well almost; am black so well that might just confuse some people if you told them I was family, but what the hell say it anyway, I will just tell them I am, lets just confuse the hell out of them. Ok now am awake from the dream. You are just great, love seeing your show, wish I could afford to attend but can't so the next time you yell to Oprah to send you some money ask her to buy me a ticket to see your show... please. Am sure she will not mind, whats just one more gift between friends.
Love you girl, hey one day visit us her in the Bahamas, you are welcome to stay with me. We will show you the time of your life!! Now be sure and read this and reply that would be nice and polite. I do not want to hear from your producer or assistant, be honest and write me back now.
Love Chris