Saying that she's through talking about Combover, Rosie concluded her months long bitching about Trump marathon by leading her co-hosts in mockery of him . Hey, at least it didn't involve her upside down in a bondage sling because that made me tense. Hell, it made America tense. I didn't know if her shirt was coming down/up to reveal some boobage or the sling was going to have difficulty because she's rubenesque or something equally mortifying. I was also nervous Joy Behar might sabotage things because Rosie has basically taken her role as loud bitch and she's now the understudy. I don't like when TV plays with my emotions like that. I'm depressed but I think hanging upside down in a sling would just make me feel like my melon was going to explode. And my Irish melon is big. People would get struck down by the chunks. My mental illness would have led to countless deaths! Thanks, Rosie!
First, you tilt your head to one side and flop your hair thataway. Then, grab your locks and toss them, imperiously, the other way across your scalp. The whole time, purse your lips and lightly squint your eyes in an I'm-a-balding-blowhard-billionaire scowl. Bingo! You're doing the Trump-Over!Conan O'Brien's been doing it for years, but today, on the Daytime Emmy-nominated "The View," Rosie O'Donnell was joined by Joy, Elisabeth and guest host Susie Essman in a new, feminized version -- prompted by Trump's latest attack on Rosie's inversion therapy for chronic depression.
Oh, and don't even think she's seriously gonna stop talking about him. She can't resist. Theirs is a love story, and the final chapter hasn't been written yet.
Damn I'm Cute says:
They both need therapy. Seriously.
Sitting Pretty says:
That Rosie looks like a sack of rotted potatoes