Angelina's New Brat Is Whiny

Ah, J. Harvey...those crazy Bradgelina fans are gonna give you hell, but DAMMIT, thats FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, kid, suck it up. Your parents left you to die, and now you're set for life. Strap on a set. Cowardly little bastard.

LOL. J, keep 'em coming!

She apologized? Cuz she was surprised they were taking pics?

Riiiight!

Why, with her superior acting abilities (gag) it may have seemed like surprise, but we all know that she pays these crazies to follow her and take her picture is her various "Martyr/Saint" moments...

J. Harvey, Bless you for not fearin the wrath of St. Jolies delusional fans!

"I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment"

Hold the phone! Did she buy two kids over there or is she actually referring to Shiloh as HER child????

NOW THAT IS NEWS!!!!

Really!? Why must you be so resentful, jealous, and cruel to print it as a joke? I am sure that crying and helplessness really endeared him to his new mom. Crying is what saved Moses in the basket when the Pharoh's daughter rescued him. God gave us emotions to help or hinder us in life, according to the people we meet who sympathize or scorn you..

We'll see how long this stay at home Mom deal works. Angie says so much off the wall stuff that she can't keep track of it all. In my humble opinion, she'll be off and running in no time flat. You do know, that your post was funny and you do know that you're in for a rash of sh** for it.

Ah geeeeeeeeeeeez, we're not likening this kid to Moses are we? Is he gonna part the waters and write the new rules on a rock? Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!

Jeez, what happens when the "moment" passes? She's getting way behind in her tatoos- the two oldest kiddies, are memorialized on each shoulder, where will she put the other two? Hmmmm-Bet she drops the kids like hot potatoes, when Brad's eye, starts to look above the kids!!!!

I laughed so hard, I fell off my chair. Excellent!

Hahahahaha

why is this not in the top 5???

Here are some suggestions for Angelina Jolie before she will adopt again:
(a) Have her eggs harvested and frozen or put into Petri dish with another college kid's sperm and have it transplanted to a (well screened) surrogate mother.
(b) Have Brad Pitt sperm frozen, used Angelina's eggs to place together, and deposit into a surrogate mother.
(c) Or sell Angelina's eggs and Brad Pitt's sperm to the public and they will have enormous sum of money.

I read somehwere that Pax is shy. I hope everything goes well. I'm happy for Maddox who now has a little brother to share life with.

She said she would stay home until PAX got adjusted, Im sure she meant until he stopped crying around the nannys. I was also surprized that she didn't say she had 3 kids and a Blob with no personality!

How could you call a scared little boy a whiny brat? Why go there?? He had no idea he was leaving the only place he feels safe. It will take time. Can you have a heart for a child??
See here is one fan of angie giving you hell. You went too far. I will continue to visit your site because I love it but had to give my 2 cents

This brings up a question. We know even the most celebrated of their time had problems with their kids (Carol Burnett & Bill Cosby come to mind). What would Angelina Jolie do if this child had so many problems that she was unable to handle?

Just asking.

Gosh preserves their eggs & sperms?

Shiloh is not a beautiful baby, she looks like her grandfather, does any one consider him attractive? Violet Affleck looks cuter. AJ's look is a result of plastic surgery.

Time and aging is obviously taking a toll on their (BP & AJ) faces and Jolie does not look like a happy person in the last few days.

I forgot to say that it's normal reaction for a kid his age to cry. Someone is taking him away from his home and you expect him to be happy? He's 3 yrs old, not a 6-month old baby. He doesn't care that his mom is AJ, he has no idea who he is. Most Vietnamese don't even know her.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to have someone who can afford to take you home and give you love, education and a great life.

Ask yourself how would you feel if you were one of the child?

Negative comments are those of jealous losers who don't have parents that love them and don't really have a great home.

When you're happy with your life, you will feel happy for others. I and many others certainly wish Pax and the Jolie Pitt clan great happiness and serenity.

absolutely disgusting post.

I think it it very cruel to talk negative about any child. He did not ask his parents to leave him, they just did. That is not his fault, nor should it be any reflection on this matter. His crying is normal. You need to remember he is only 3 years old. He is being taken from the only family he has ever known and being thrown into a whole new life. THAT'S NORMAL. I am not an Angelina fan but I do believe she loves those kids. Remember that she was adopting before Brad came in to the picture. I think motherhood has matured her. And for all of you making fun of that beautiful small child....YOU ARE SICK!!!!!

Funny stuff J. Harvey :) You're the best writer on this site!

As for all of the losers on here who make comments like: "whoah, hi-five, the crazy brangelina fans will be attacking you now, J"--are all of you really that stupid? You're the ones who have to jump to make stupid comments about Angie calling her kid a blob, other celebs' kids being cuter than theirs, Angie and Brad being whores, etc. You are the crazy, negative, obsessed losers. You're the ones who always rush to make your stupid, uninspired, repetitive comments.

Thats a MEAN post..give dat child a break...he's adapting to a new life and its a wonderful thing Angie have done for Pax..love,education, and of course, a better life...wishing Pax all the best and God bless Angelina's family..im not really her fan but i have 2 admit that she's an angel to actually able to do such thing..

do you feel better, making jokes of a child?now who is a coward? Insulting the parents is stupid for sure, but they are grown ups, they can take this and much more, but a child? how does this make you better than any low life predator of children, who is also making (ab)use of a child's weakness.Shame on you and I pray your children, your grandchildren,any child you love may never be the subject of such asine 'jokes'.

The poor kid is probably scared to death. Some strange woman with humongous fish lips changes his name and wisks him off to a foreign country where no one speaks his langugage. I'll bet it's going to be really fun in the Jolie-Pitt household for the next few months.

I hope the kid doesn't turn out to be a psychopath who beats poor Shiloh over the head with his toys every chance he gets.

I give Brad till the end of the year before he loses his mind, shaves his head and runs out the door screaming "What the hell happened to my life!"

Angie is the new Mia Farrow. Only Mia wasn't a homewrecking ho.

You couldnt be more of a ass in this post.

Geez Kitty you got a whole lotta hate built up in you. Shiloh is ugly and angie looks old, damn girl! You took J's headline and exploded that shit.

Yeah indeed what happened to Brad's life. He was with angelic Gwen, then sweet heart Jen....what the hell happened??!!

Is that really Vietnamese? Picking on a child, how sad, you really must not have a life.

Sometimes, I can see a scar on Shilo's forehead in the pictures. I guess Zee bashed her head in at some point.
Brad does not seemed pleased with the new adoption. He didn't even go with them. AJ probably took Shilo with her so Brad wouldn't let pictures be taken while she is gone again.

The title of the post is HUMOR. Angelina sees that this kid is scared and has no idea who she is, who all the flashy bulbs are, or where he is going. He's crying, and AJ is treating it like, "Oh, I had no idea he would be nervous in front of 80,000 paparazzi! Why is he not adjusted to this already?"

SHE'S the one making too light of the kid's situation, not this post.

While Ms. Jolie's heart may be in the right place, I hope she is using her vast resources to provide mental health support for this child --- the odds of him having attachment problems are high, having spent his first three years of life in an orphanage. I have wondered the same thing about Zahara, whose facial affect in the photos I have seen is troublesome.

J.Harvey, you may be going to hell (at least, that's what many of the uptight, god-fearing posters above are implying), but keep up the snark. Somebody's gotta keep it real!

Haven't you ever heard the term "poor little rich girl/boy"?

Just because Angie has money does NOT mean that the children will be happy. Their physical needs will be met. But we are not in her household. We do not know know if those kids truly feel loved and cherished and safe. There is a likely possibility they do not because Angie and Brad seem to spend a fair amount of time apart, the kids don't have stability - they are often traveling, and there are too many kids to get personal attention from Angie and Brad.

Angie clearly has issues with Shiloh and is not bonding well with her. Zahara did not get enough attention because soon after she joined the group, Shiloh was born. Now before Shiloh is 1 year old, another new child.

Angie has always had extreme behavior and this adoption frenzy is one more example of it.

When I first heard of Angelina Jolie's plan about adopting a lot of children, it concerned me too. Then I watched a TV program with a huge Mormon family. They had at least 15 kids, and the mother said she would have babies forever if she could. She said the children were such a blessing. They were home schooled and raised with so much love from both parents. I couldn't believe how well that family worked together. The older girls helped the mother cook, and they knew to sew. The boys worked around the house. Everybody had chores, which they performed on a rotational basis, so that everyone learned how to do everything. They all functioned together as a family and felt important to the success of it. It didn't seem fake. The faces of those children looked genuinely happy. They didn't appear to be bratty. It starts with good parenting.

If children are the greatest source of Jolie's joy, then she is fulfilling her life's purpose by adopting and having them.

Shiloh appears to me to be a normal, healthy, happy baby. Maddox also appears to be well adjusted and Jolie raised him basically singlehandedly. I think Zahara probably had it the worst. We can see that she has rickets, so she was malnourished and probably missed out on a lot of bonding as a baby.

Brad Pitt made the statement that he makes no distinction between the kids, but I tend to believe that deep down, he has a special bond with Shiloh. You know his parents do. If (God forbid) Brad and Angelina's relationship ended badly tomorrow, he would probably want custody of Shiloh. He wouldn't dare to try to get Maddox or Zahara, even though he loves them. Shiloh is his blood.

I think any kid would have the same reaction no matter who was adopting them. It is a normal reaction. At any rate, I am happy for the child, and Am also happy for The Jolie-Pitts.