"What? What do you mean I can't get Botox? Do you know who I am? I'm the world's first supermodel! No, no, SCREW CHERYL TIEGS! That bitch was passing out blowjobs in rock concert parking lots when I was at 54! So you get me some rat poison and you inject it into my face immediately or I am coming down to that office and stirring shit up and you know no one can do crazy like I can. You've seen my show, right? It's on Oxygen? No, the network. For women? You don't have cable? You poor bastard. I have a modeling agency! It's in a mall. Anyway, I'm fully crazy and you can see it on the show. Oh christ, the paparazzi's here. Well, it's just a tourist who's gonna sell the pic, but still - they're paparazzi! Everyone wants a piece of the world's first supermodel! NO, SCREW BEVERLY JOHNSON! AND SCREW TWIGGY! Those bitches were minor compared to me! I built this industry! And snorted it! And shot it up! And tore it in half and ate it! I did all the drugs! I slept with all the men! And women! I've been through the wars and you will give me Botox or I will kidnap your children! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE JUST THE RECEPTIONIST, CAROL!"
(Flynet)
LR says:
That was hysterical, well done
declanium says:
funny! i dislike her personally, but damned, her body is smokin'!
ELH says:
B1tch needs some botox in her neck, its like a freaking turkey's.
GIVC says:
That was hilarious! You had me in tears. You guys are officially my home page. Well Done!
P.S. I totally agree on the turkey neck thing!
Joya
I must say she does look fab! Ex the susan lucci turkey neck.
silvarga says:
re turkeyneck:
Why has cosmetic surgery advanced so far yet they can't do anything about the neck? wtf?
She looks a little like Monica Belluci in that first pic. If she gets rid of that neck waddle maybe she could get a minor contract for a hot minute. Oh and that area near her arpits, that has to go too...
Audrey says:
omg lol that made my day!! :D
Maritza says:
Funny, and sad too because it sounds just like something Janice would say. Her show really rocks! I love it!