Simon Is Richer And Cooler Than Bruce Springsteen, Or At Least His Mom Says He Is

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From People.com:

Has the uber success of American Idol gone to Simon Cowell's head? Perhaps. It certainly has padded his bank account - so much so that he proclaims he's worth more than legendary rocker Bruce Springsteen, who has a record contract reported to be worth $100 million.

"I sell more records than Bruce Springsteen," Cowell says in a new interview with 60 Minutes airing Sunday. Cowell tells interviewer Anderson Cooper that he has sold "over 100 million records."

See the thing here though is that Simon can totally back it all up. It's true. This guy is crazy successful and not to mention extremely sexy in those tight black 80's gay club tees. I bet he smells good too, like pungent money. Now if you'll excuse me I must go update my SugarDaddyForMe.com profile.




3 Comments

March 16, 2007 2:01 PM

Simon has larger moobs that Springsteen too! Simon's really a crass person - kind of non deserving in a huge way.

March 16, 2007 5:24 PM

How can some insane nut like himself even be compared to Springsteen?

He must be joking?? right???

This is one less person people need for entertainment.

Remember the Friends episode where Ross's teeth glowed in the dark?
Simon, you moron, you're not supposed to use fluoro liquid-paper on your teeth. They have safe and SANE dental treatments for whitening, these days.
They definitely shouldn't glow whiter than your EYES.

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