(Flynet)
Tori Spelling had a kid, and Candy Spelling's icy heart has already melted. It looks like she might just have forgiven Tori doing a show about how wacky those Spellings are. So Tori is LOVING motherhood. Because Candy is going to be able to afford the best nannies possible while Tori and her husband go on trips, and look up Shannon Doherty, and go out to the Peach Pit After Dark.
"We are finally out of the hospital and spent our first day at home with little Liam," Spelling, 33, writes on her MySpace.com blog. "It's been the most amazing week and experience of my life."The baby, who weighed in at 6 lbs., 6 oz., and measured 19½ inches when he was born on March 13, is quite the looker, his mom says: "I might be a biased mommy but he is so beautiful. I just stare at him in amazement. I can't believe I have been given this unbelievable little gift."
Beautiful alright, like shiny gold coins and crisp Benjamins! Little Liam is the key to a whole new beginning for Tori and her bland husband. They were photographed last year, shopping at dollar stores and hanging out at fast food establishments. Now this baby is the gateway back into the Spelling Money Land. I wish Donna Martin all the best, and admire the balls it took to create another human being just to get paid. Surrogate mothers do it all the time, and that money woulda been hers in the first place if she hadn't gotten uppity! And you know she rues THAT day. This was like a reproductive game of poker and this bitch is cashing in her chips bigtime! And she's cleaning up!
I Hate Tori says:
ya so lets sucker my mom back in to my life with a kid so I can have access to my dad's money cause I can't act and my loser husband is still unemployed...as usual.
Miss Marple says:
You just know that baby is hideously fugly.