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Allegedly, there's an incredibly classy photo of Paris about to cue up on Cee-lo from Gnarls Barkley's John Thomas behind this link (NSFW) . I don't know what to think. You know that MC Escher bullshit where there's like two chicks staring at each other in some messy optical illusion and some people just can't see it? Well, I have that only it concerns Photoshop. So see for yourself.
For weeks MediaTakeOut.com has heard rumors of a tape involving Paris Hilton and Cee Lo from the group Gnarls Barkley. At first we didn't believe it. But now proof of the tape's existence has surfaced.MediaTakeOut.com has exclusively obtained a pic of what appears to be Paris and the Gnarls Barkley singer engaged in an act.
This is a major step up for her. I was under the impression she was a full-on bigot. I guess she's making strides if she's offering to chew on the ween of a beefy black fella. Then again, she's a slag so passing out BJ's like #2 pencils at an SAT exam is kind of her bag.
Molly says:
nope. look at the nails. those are groupie/porno press-ons. Not that Paris is exactly a classy broad, but even she wouldn't be caught on film wearing those things.
dan says:
not that i would know or anything, but that picture has been on random porn sites for months. definitely not new and definitely not real.
tia says:
I saw that pic on IDLYITW.com and it looked so freaking photoshopped.
anon says:
anyone who has seen photos of Cee-lo or old videos knows he's fat as hell and his stomach is way bigger than that. I think it was photoshopped. But who ever the guy is, he is surely blessed.
Serenity says:
That's her face put on there. You can tell by the nails (Paris has stubbyugly fingers) and the hairline.
Cee Lo has a gut - that is not Cee LO.
holly says:
i looked at that pic and that version of paris looks like a tranny..... the jaw is too square and the eye isnt wonky in the right way, oh yah, the nails too.... pretty pathetic attempt at photoshop
fifth_miracle says:
It is so obviously photoshop'd>>the skin tones on the face and the neck (which is conviently covered up with the cheesie graphic)