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Nothing would ruin my meal faster than some whiny-ass vaginal actor at the next table crying a river about how much life sucks when you're drunk, rich and successful. So quit and get a job at a gas station, Goofy. I would be faced with that and get distracted from the awesome taste of sushi and start thinking about how the sushi is raw and thinking about fish eyes and pursed fish mouth and fishes flopping around on the bottom of the fishing boat. All because of Vince goddamn Vaughn and his unspoken realization that Swingers was the only good movie he ever made. You know that knowledge has scarred his psyche.

"Vince was talking so loudly about how terrible everything is, how dissapointing women are, and how crazy the movie business is," a fellow diner at Katsu-ya in Studio City, Calif., revealed to The Enquirer.

"Every five minutes or so he went out to smoke a cigarette, and then came back and ordered another bottle of saki. He was so hyper and loud - driving everyone in the restaurant crazy.

"He was talking about 120 miles an hour, and it was complaint, complaint, complinat.

"Vince looked horrible too, as if he hadn't slept in days. His eyes were puffy, and he looked unkempt. He kept throwing his hands in the air, like he wanted to hit someone."

At one point, a 10 year-old asked him for his autograph and Vince rolled his eyes, said the source.

"Vince mumbled something to his friend, like, 'See what I mean? What am I supposed to do - refuse him?' He signed the autograph but didn't look too happy about being approached."


The kid shoulda been like - "Mr. Vaughn, I'm little Billy and I'm praying to Jesus that you smarten up. My Mom says you couldn't hold onto Jennifer Aniston because you're too into yourself and my older brother says Wedding Crashers was only funny for 20 minutes. And my Dad doesn't know who you are. And you smell like St. Patrick's Day. And you're sorta puffy."




27 Comments

March 20, 2007 6:24 PM

Hehe good one. And as soon as you said "10 year old" this high-pitch voice entered my head, making it 10x funnier.

March 20, 2007 6:27 PM

sweet god he looks horrible

he looks sick. like his liver isn't working right or something. or maybe it is just that he is overweight and doesnt take care of himself.

"Vince looked horrible too, as if he hadn't slept in days. His eyes were puffy, and he looked unkempt"........ummmmmm....doesn't he always look like that? Just asking.

Sounds like a speed freak

Ew. Who is that? He looks repulsive. He makes Jimmy Kimmel look like a greek god.

March 20, 2007 7:16 PM

I can't imagine why that mean ole Jennifer Aniston bailed on this hunky guy, can you? Now we know why she didn't smile for 15 months.

cocaine's a hell of a drug

March 21, 2007 12:53 AM

A little manic much?

March 21, 2007 12:55 AM

Vince could have told the ten year old "Young man 'EAR MUFFS'." Then once the ten year old did the 'ear muffs' move he could have said, "F-cking ten years, what's he know about 'my work' and 'my life'." Then Vince could have signaled he was done and that it was ok to remove the ear muffs and smiled and handed the kid the jumble autograph and mussed his hair.

March 21, 2007 2:37 AM

His next movie is going to be directed by David Russell, so Vince will really have something to cry about when David goes insane on Vince during the filming of the movie.

Tears and sushi are always so much fun.

March 21, 2007 8:53 AM

Now I know why Jennifer dumped him, he actually started looking good when he was with her, lost a few pounds, started dressing better, but I guess he likes being a sloppy, dirty looking drunk, and couldn't keep it up...No wonder no one wants him..

March 21, 2007 9:38 AM

Yep him and Chinny look perfect together, Too bad he dumped her too. Oh well he can do better any way, Chinny was bad for his career

March 21, 2007 9:51 AM

Lookwhaticando (AKA: Angelina Jolie) --

If you'd actually read the post, and then read what others are writing, you'd figure out that the people writing here are not AGAINST Jennifer Aniston, but mocking Vince Vaughn. Your total hatred for Jennifer Aniston amazes me! You turn everything into a Jennifer Aniston bashing and then accuse others of being obsessed with Angelina bashing. You are hysterical! You're completely out of touch with reality, of course, but hysterical as well.

March 21, 2007 9:51 AM

Oh, Please Vince Dumped Chinny, He cheated on her with a college co-ed, he he he, Now that is sad, Chinny can't even hold on that That!, Says alot about her I would say

March 21, 2007 10:04 AM

Ah, next on line for rehab
What a loser

March 21, 2007 10:05 AM

T-Bone

Not liking has zero to do with reality. You have a problem with Angelina Jolie, I have a problem with Chinny, I take it it's ok for you not to like Angie, but NOT ok for me to dislike The Chin, You are the one that has a problem with real life.

March 21, 2007 10:08 AM

That kid should have taken the autograph, ripped it up, said, "Not everybody likes you.", and walked away. Would have sent that egomaniac over the edge.


lookwhaticando -- I am simply in the realm of reality when it comes to Angelina Jolie. YOU, however, are obsessed with Jennifer Aniston. I think you secretly WANT Jennifer Aniston.

March 21, 2007 10:12 AM

Nope, Not obsessed, I just don't like Frauds, and Chin is a Fraud. When it comes to obession, you may want to take a good long look in the mirror


lookwhaticando -- I think a girl in high school who looked and acted like Jennifer Aniston CRUSHED your heart, somewhere along the line, and now you're out for revenge. CREEPY!

March 21, 2007 10:29 AM

Vince needs to get his name on the liver transplant list NOW - the wait is long. As soon as his name comes up, he'll be good to go. I think they can plug his forehead at the same time.

March 21, 2007 10:50 AM

T-Bone, I thnk a girl like Angelina Jolie stole your man Recently, and now you are crushed, Which is very weird and Creepy. Seeing that Angie was not the woman that stole your man. Sad

I think lookwhaticando is actually Perez Hilton. ASL - ban him!

Hey mg,

Is Perez Hilton obsessed with hating Jennifer Aniston? If so, you might be on to something. Lookwhatanidiotiam is defintely crazy obsessed with Jennifer.

March 21, 2007 11:18 AM

mg said:
I think lookwhaticando is actually Perez Hilton. ASL - ban him!
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Sorry Ms. Cleo, but I am not PerezHilton.com, but If he has a problem with Chinny, He is alright with me. I like his site.

Pigrez has less class than Vince Vaughn.

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