The Empress of Crazyland caused quite the stir at last night's Ed Hardy fashion show and got herself banned from future ones. Is she back on the powder? Was she ever off it? Can Botox rot the part of your brain that allows you to make informed decisions? Check out this nonsense:
According to inside sources, Janice Dickinson refused to sit in the seat assigned to her -- claiming she wasn't close enough to the media -- and instead sat in seats assigned to Fern Mallis, lead organizer of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, and Davis Factor, co-creator of Smashbox Studio. Though she was heard yelling, "I'm not moving for anyone, I don't care who it is," she switched seats after being reprimanded by Factor himself.Dickinson wasn't done causing trouble just yet though. She then trashed Ed Hardy clothing to reporters, saying "Those t-shirts are worth $5 ... it only cost them $5 to make in China," but added they may be worth money in twenty years. The model/trainwreck then caused a scene backstage when she stuck her foot in a giant tub of ice after claiming a model "broke her toe."
Dickinson has since been requested not to attend future shows "by the powers that be" at IMG, a leading talent agency.
I love the part where she's estimating the cost of shirt manufacturing like the crazy bitch was on sweatshop Price is Right. I will never find her less than fascinating. If director David O. Russell had yelled at her, she would have picked up a chair, swung at him, connected and cackled as they led her away in cuffs. I would soak my foot alongside hers in a tub of ice anyday. Also, I'm sorry but Davis Factor should be the name of one of the Transformers. Optimus Prime gets in laser battles with his ass.
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More photos of Janice's crazy ass are after the jump.
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sandie says:
She should retire or cut her shit out.
She's ugly & crazy. Too much botox & plastic! It ain't workin'! Her time is over!
Fa says:
She needs her meds
Fashion Critic says:
She needs her meds
blah says:
I hate to say this because bitch is like 80 years old and wrinkled more than a cryogenically frozen prune, but just take your thumb and put it over the hag's face. There, much better.
Lisa says:
Is it wrong that I completely love this woman? Janice for President y'all!
sofia says:
i think she is just pissed like any other model, about being unable to eat like a human, plus the fact that she is ageing. let's face it when you are used to be worshiped this thing is the ultimate drug. once your appearance is over and there's nothing else left, since all your life u only took care of your image, then u are totally pissed...
GloriaWandrous says:
Janice both intrigues and mortifies me.
Intrigued because whether or not she was the 1st supermodel (she wasn't even on an American Vogue cover)she was certainly one of the most adorable--her look *was* sexy disco glam. When I think of her stalking about telling people to eat shit and die--it's acceptable somehow.
Mortified because in her quest to retain her legitimate cuteness she has become Jocelyn Wildestein--and still keeping up the "I can be crazy because I'm adorable" act. No, girl, you can't because you're not.
GloriaWandrous says:
Janice both intrigues and mortifies me.
Intrigued because whether or not she was the 1st supermodel (she wasn't even on an American Vogue cover)she was certainly one of the most most gorgeous--her look *was* sexy disco glam. When I think of her stalking about telling people to eat shit and die--it's acceptable somehow.
Mortified because in her quest to retain her legitimate cuteness she has become Jocelyn Wildestein--and still keeping up the "I can be crazy because I'm adorable" act. No, girl, you can't because you're not.
C. baines says:
amazing that I can actually here her saying these things in my mind.
desertboy says:
Suzy Parker's cute son, Charlie, is very EMPHATIC that his mom was a supermodel way before Janice came along. And Suzy went on to make a few movies which is more than JDick can say.
Lisa Martin says:
JD is one of the truly fascinating personalities I have discovered as her "star" ascends once more, especially with her start of her own agency (which I LOVE watching on Oxygen). She would be my choice as an agent (only now that she has rid herself of that parasitic, asinine train-wreck, Peter). People might call her a bitch, a narcissit, crazy, etc., but the trite cliche is true - if she were a man, no one would say that. I look forward to new August shows. Janice - you Rock!!