Rumer Willis Is One Stoned Pigeon

Why call her Rumer. Let's call her what she is. The Original Shiloh.

Is that a condom water balloon I spot with my little eye?

-A

You called it.

You are looking at watered down pics of the Jolie-Pitt kids in 11/12 years.

Poor Rumer. Apparently, Dad and Mom are too busy to warn Rumer about hooking up with loser friends who will sell her pics to the papparazzi. She's a dye & nose job away from being Parasite Hilton.

i can only wonder are they used, or did they use them afterward, or did they not know how to use them. i dont know which would scare me more.

None of Demi's kids are cute! Maybe the youngest one - but she always looks kind of evil to me. The two older ones look like their faces have been painted on eggs.

J. Your fuckin funny man. your the reason I come here man. hahahahahahahahaha.

Here's the next La Lohan, Hilton, Richie trash. Why we called them celebrities is beyond me, buy Rumour has joined the band wagon. Oh Sh@@t!
Can't papa kutcher do some thing?

Anyone else think it's crazy that she has a tattoo on her hand at age 15?!

Wonder if she's grounded now that the pictures are public? And couldn't she afford a better hotel room?

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Rumer is 18 years old. She is an adult.

Am I the only one who's waiting for the Rumer/Ashton photos to be made public, a la Woody and Soon Yi? (Rumer is closer in age to Ashton than her mother is!)

While I too am all about the "dickly," I see nothing wrong with this Rumer. I find her quite striking, and she seems to be having quite a lark with her mates. Odd that the photos are public, but that might be on purpose, yeah?

No matter, Rumer. You're a lovely girl. Never mind those that say otherwise.

she looks like one of the incredibles

WOOOO PAR-TAY! Thats the way to do it!!! Refrigerator

WOOOO PAR-TAY! Thats the way to do it!!! Refrigerator

Sorry but I don't think Bruce Willis is handsome. He has a birdbeak nose and very receding hairline.

You are still the funniest guy on the sites J-Harv. Love ya.

"Demi gives ME a boner, and I'm strictly dickly"

Heheh! Well, she is pretty darn masculine.

And Rumer did unfortunately get her Dad's nose.
And Andre the Giant's chin. Or you know, someone else huge's chin.

I don't think ANY of Demi Moore's girls are really attractive. They're regular, with the 2 younger ones bordering on ugly.

This girl has already picked up the nasty habit of smoking, and you know where that leads to--harder drugs almost every time. Unfortunately. What great values have they implanted into their children to save them from the lures of Hollywood? Academics? Religion? Service?

I don't think so.

Angelina Jolie, hate her as you may, will implant the value of an education, empathy and charity into her children. Wait and see.

"Angelina Jolie, hate her as you may, will implant the value of an education, empathy and charity into her children. Wait and see."

HAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHHAAAAA!!

Complete BULLSHIT! The Jolie-Pitt kids are going to put today's spoiled fck ups to SHAME!

The lucky ones will kill themselves, the unlucky ones will fight a life long battle with drugs, booze, sex and mental illness....

She's just bitter that her old-ass mom stole step-daddy Kutcher.

Soon all of Demi's kids will begin to have plastic surgery, just as their mom has done. And we will all marvel at how "beautiful" those girls turned out.

Jolie's kids will be great. Wait and see. Because she experienced so much pain as a young girl/woman and because she has such a love for children, she is already ahead of the game. She's not selfish. Her kids will get her love and her attention. They'll be wonderful humans beings. Mark my words.

I would probably feel like crap if I were Rumor considering all of her boyfriends probably date her just to get closer to her mom. Her girl-friends probably want to bang her dad and her step dad. Bruce Willis was hot in pulp fiction and who wouldn't want to be "punked" by Ashton. Please punk me. Soon Rumor will be hanging with Lindsay Lohan in rehab with a shaved head, holding onto Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell wondering how she can get to the nearest Taco Bell. Coming to a theatre near you.

I seriously think that the Jolie-Pitt kids will turn out to be bright and caring people in the future. They are being brought up with great values, and will most likely follow Angelina's footsteps. As for Rumer, who am I to judge her? Who are WE to judge her? I'm not trying to say that what she is doing is not wrong, I just don't think we have the right to point fingers at anyone; no matter what their backgrounds are, famous or not. Yes, she's rich, famous, and gets whatever she wants, but you don't know her, or the life that she lives. Unless you are her, you don't know what she goes through everyday, and it's at times like these, when people are so judgemental of each other that I remember something I once heard: live and let live. Live your own lifes, and let the poor girl and her parents live theirs. Stop trying to look over other people's lifes and making judgements based on what they do; instead revise your own existance and unless that's already perfect mind your own nose.

I think MargieMarie is taking our comments way too seriously. It's all said in jest. Obviously none of us bloggers really know them. We are just commenting on what we see. I see it this way, it's like being at the checkout and seeing the National Enquirer. If you don't agree with the headlines, don't buy the mag. If you don't like funny or sarcastic comments, go to a different website. You are defending people that would discard you in a ny minute in public. Everyone is under a microscope Margie, whether it's a controlling boss, a nosey neighbor, the guy that serves you your latte, your hubby. They are all judging you secretly one way or the other. To say you never pass judgement is hypocritical-it's human nature. Go have some oreo's and calm down. It will all be ok.

Not a good, wholesome party. More like a bunch of familiar kids hanging out at someone's apartment to get high and/or have sex. The girls look pretty unattractive. They're not dressed up and wearing makeup to attract new boyfriends. They don't care. They know each other well, I'll bet.

She is with Ben Dreyfuss, Richard's soon in the photo with the wierd condom and boy

You won't catch Paris and Lindsay running around with Rumer for long because Rumer is not pretty or fashionable. More like a tomboy. She doesn't fit in with Paris's crowd. Rumer hangs with the nobodies--They're not good-looking--they're from troubled homes with broken marriages. Richard Dreyfuss had a lot of problems with substances. Hope his boy isn't following in his footsteps.

That guy is certainly not handsome. Look at his nose. It's curved like a bird's beak.

Does anyone know what kind of goofy game they playing with that condom? Why is his hand on his forehead and his face contorted like that? Creepy.

Sorry. Rumer is no more than 16. She is not 18. Look it up.

If Rumer is only 16, that makes things even worse! She's getting an early start!

Rumer will be 19 this August.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumer_Willis

Good 'ol Wikipedia.

I think rumor has her daddys Jawls and her mamas eyes she sure as hell aint got mama's body *fracturing the english so all can understand*

as for the Jolie/Pitt kids they are going to be like friggin royalty just wait she dote on them till shes in her grave they will have everything they could ever ask for....
then when the time comes the kids' friends will be comming around to "bang mom and get punked by dad" brad pitt makes my teeth sweat....and if i was into girls Ang would "give me a boner"

Hey, what about Demi's oldest son?

The tall one who's on "That 70's Show"?

What's his name.....

What's all the fuss about? So the girl got together with some friends and they got high and shot stupid pictures. Ooooh! That certainly means she'll be an addict and will try to kill herself several times and end up like effin Britney Speras, right? Gimme a break!

I'm guessing they were just trying to reenact that scene from Lady and the Tramp, and they didn't have a strand of spaghetti.

Isn't it about time these rich BRATS get REAL JOBS? or at least do some good in the world? Let's see some pictures of these Hollywood Spoiled Brats working with the poor or/and Elderly......Or even going to different countries and adopting unfortunate children.

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Rumer is proof that beautiful people can still have ugly kids.

The pictures are from facebook, she's a college student. If she has a facebook account, she obviously doesn't care if people see the pictures. And since she attends USC according to that facebook, then she's of age.

I don't understand why Bruce and Demi wouldn't have better looking kids.

Since you guys brought up Angelina, anyone concerned with the reverse racism Jolie shows her biological daughter, aka "the blob"? I hate this idea that you have to suffer and be oppressed to be valid and worthy of attention.

Oh, yes, Valerie... why doesn't this 18 year old girl adopt some unfortunate kids from Africa? I was wondering the exact same thing myself... *eyeroll*

About Angelina Jolie's daughter. Why would she name her SHILOH PITT??

Shiloh Pitt
Pile O'Shit

That kid is going to go hate that name when she hits middle school.

Why do famous people have such a problem with people taking pictures. why not just go about your affairs and ignore the papparazzi? So what if they make a buck off your picture, your famous and probably making more per minute than the papparazzi are per day.

Why does everybody think Demi's surgical changes will be passed on genetically to her kid? Think she hasn't had facial work done?

Yawn. Bratty rich kids getting stoned. How exciting.

"Francesca said:
. . . anyone concerned with the reverse racism Jolie shows her biological daughter, aka "the blob"? "

What would you expect from a woman who wears a vial of blood around her neck? That family is already dysfunctional, say what you will about Angie being compassionate and so on. Hopefully Shiloh doesn't commit suicide as a teen when she reads all the news articles about how her mom didn't connect with her and that she's a 'blob.' At least her daddy seems to care about her . . .

Poor Rumer. She's as lucky as Alexa Rae. Alexa got her daddy's looks and her mom's voice. Ride Lo

interesting all those submissive signals she's flashing in that pic (the pose, the shoulder hunch, the lowered head + upward look, the wrist flashes...)

"Soon Rumor will be hanging with Lindsay Lohan in rehab with a shaved head, holding onto Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell wondering how she can get to the nearest Taco Bell."

LOL, I went to high school with Rumer. She shaved her head her sophmore year. 4 years before Britney! Looks like she's having fun and not giving a shit. Good for her.

It must really suck to be the ugly, potato-faced
child of two gorgeous parents.

Lets not forget that Bruce was once involved in a all night hooker orgy along wtih a film producer/buddie. Its not like Bruce or Demi lead holy untouched lives...

It's so sad that so many of you are bashing the girl for just being a kid her age. I bet your kids are out there getting stoned and taking crazy pictures but because you have some dead end job and no one knows you it doesn't matter. Rumor is just a girl who happened to be born to two people who are famous give her a break and worry about your life and future. So many of you sound so envious, live and let live already.

Everybody gets to live their own life...She just gets to live hers with better weed than anybody else...

WOW!! isnt her parents rich cuz u'd think they could afford some plastic surgery or at least a die job for that mustache. How is her mom so gorgious??? does it skip gerations or something and maybe there is still hope for the little one

Rumor is totally pathetic, or sad...well, probably both. God, if I had her rich parents, I'd be spending their money on more clothes and stuff, not on that.

And according to Lala2...
Lala2 said:

"It's so sad that so many of you are bashing the girl for just being a kid her age."

so what, we all have to smoke up to be a teenager? real nice.

Ok, let's just look at the facts:

Hollywood is filled with ungrateful, spoiled, money-loving, narcissistic pigs. They will all do dumb things whether they are young or old. Hollywood feeds off of debauchery and outrageous behavior and these celebrities live in a world all their own with no conciquences whatsoever. They can do what they want, when they want, and how they want. Most of them are all horrible. These pictures do not surprise me in the least bit.

Wendy, I'm with you on the pix of her and Ashton! My friend and I were talking a few days ago about Rumor and the close age. I'd be fucked up too if I were her, but more so. I mean, come on! She probly had a crush on him, then her mom dated and married the dude!!! Ugh... Poor Rumor. At least she's more normal than others in Hollywood.

She looks like a normal 18 year old girl to me. I don't get why you all say she's ugly. She isn't ugly; she's cute. Plus, I think this is pretty normal behavior for someone her age. Give the kid a break.

awwww, rumer is not gonna be as pretty as her mom :(

Lina said:
It must really suck to be the ugly, potato-faced
child of two gorgeous parents.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Your all such discontent people.. because this girl has PARENTS who are celebrities (shes not even one) your so quick to start w\ the badmouthing... I bet most of you are fuckin ugly yourselves, so stop with that high school bullshit.
Secondly...dont most of you have pics of smoking? and shes in college... Oh my God, shes such a spoiled brat because she gets high and she has money... I do the same (maybe w\out the condom) and I'm basically poor next to her..ya gonna hate me too?

I feel bad for her shes so sick looking

She looks like Nathalie Portman.

i think she's a normal-looking, yet pretty girl. not plastic. does anyone else see a slight resemblance to natalie portman? lots of regular people are awkward at the age of 18 and don't come into their own appearance till a bit later. (exhibit A: chelsea clinton!) it seems very healthy for someone like her to look so normal. like she's been living a well-rounded existence. she's not a celeb, she's a college student living her life. why in hell would she spend time getting collagen injections and fake tans and hair extensions--to look impressive going to class at 9am? that would be psychotic when you think about it

shit, i'm high right now!

It looks like she is doing hookah in one picture not smoking weed.

Gee, you guys are a tough crowd! C'mon, cut the girl a break. Remember, we are all in this game called life together. Leave her alone and live your own life. Jeez, imagine how she would feel if she read all this?

does this girl not know how ugly she is, but look at her mother with that shin, and trying to stay young by marrying a kid! Wake up demi and look at your daughter she needs help 1st with her actions and who you let her hang with, next spend some of your money on her looks instead of yours, face it your getting old.

im sorry but rumer is just plain HIDEOUS!

I would be hiding in my home and covering my face if I looked like that!
jesus christ she's so ugly!

All three of the girls are head-strong and bright. I don't know them personally but taught printmaking w/ all 3 a few yrs ago at art camp. This response concerns yr ridiculous comments regarding Rumer --she's a good girl who is real for the 24/7 circumstances. and so are her sisters and dad. very cool people with many jealous critics

people. people!!! she's just trying to run away from the fact that she looks like bruce willis with little boobs. but she does have the means which she is not taking advantage of...money. seriously what is this girl waiting for? she needs so much plastic surgery...everybody's doing it, come on rumor DO IT!!!...lol
"her face looks like it's been painted on an egg" frickin' hilarious!!!

That is not Ben Dreyfuss. If anyone knows who that is please tell us. Ben was way too young then and doesn't have a hook nose and hasn't seen Rumor in years.

Wendy says:
Am I the only one who's waiting for the Rumer/Ashton photos to be made public, a la Woody and Soon Yi?

Unlike Rumer, Soon Yi didn't have the misfortune of having a mother who surpasses her in looks. Ashton would be downgradeing if he pulled a Woody because Demi is way more attractive then her daughter.