It's pretty apparent that Dina Lohan has never heard the expression: "It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt," or she would take a vow of silence to last the rest of her life. Seriously, all of the quotes I read from her interview from the April issue of Harper's Bazaar sound like fortune cookie messages written by a low-functioning, self-absorbed show mother. Oh wait, I guess they kind of are.
"I'm living the American dream, and you can go . . ." she exclaimed after Harper's asked her what she would say to critics of her parenting techniques.In the interview in the April issue, the 44-year-old Lohan described how she's more like a sister to her fire-haired daughter - going out to clubs with her and even wearing her old Prada jacket and Jimmy Choo boots.
"If you can button it and clip it when you're in your 40s, you're going out," she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from the Harper's reporter.
I didn't realize the "American Dream" was producing a child you could pimp out to pay for the party lifestyle you've always dreamed of living. I guess I should make an appointment with my doctor for some fertility drugs and to schedule the operation to have my scruples surgically removed.
DarthPaul says:
What a tool. I guess it's news to her that people eventually wake up from dreams. She and her spawn should be wiped from the earth.
dots says:
Does this surprise you from a former rockette? I'm sure she married Lindsay's dad for his money. No offence but this whole family is gross... they need to go back to Long Island and work on their issues.
By the way... I thought Dina was pushing Lindsay's sis into the spotlight... whatever happened to her Xmas album?!
Dina... get your daughter, whipe the coke residue off her nose, and get her the HELL outta Hollywood before she DIES and your gravy train runs dry.
Lindsay Lohan... on the next Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
dondadav says:
Lisa, you missed my favorite quote. The one saying that Kathy Hilton was very welcoming of her, and that you can blame parents for their children. HA!
Also, I didn't know you could get your scruples surgically removed. Awesome. I think I'll have that!
canuckistani says:
What a hag.
T-Bone says:
God! This woman! I mean seriously -- did Lindsay stand a chance? What an opportunistic sociopathic ho!
Amanda says:
Nice smackdown, Lisa! One day Lindsay will wise up & realize her Mom was a c*%t for not only letting her daughter turn into a(n) (allegedly) coked out spectacle, but also taking that sad trip with her.