Who knew people went to this chick's shows anymore? Good for her! I will say I had that song "All You Wanted" stuck in my hydrocephalic melon for months. Are you ready for "The Spirit Room"? So mysterious! Anyway, she halted a concert to point out that her stalker was in the audience . Security took it from there. But it would have been much hotter if a normally passive Michelle Branch fan base had felt the bloodlust and jumped his ass and beat him on her say-so.
"Michelle Branch just said, 'Wait a second. There's a guy in the audience - striped shirt and glasses - can somebody check him out?' " audience member Cali Haas, 20, of Sheboygan, tells the Associated Press. "It left everyone just so confused, like, 'Is this a joke, part of the show?' " Haas added.But it was not part of the concert. Dominick Giordano, 32, of Maryland, was cited for disorderly conduct after staff members at the Stefanie H. Weill Center for the Performing Arts stopped him as he tried to escape on Monday, according to police.
(WENN)
More on Michelle Branch's alleged stalker after the jump.
Authorities said Giordano had been on Branch's trail since 2003, following her to concerts around the country and regularly sending her letters and videos. A police report from the Sheboygan incident said Giordano had previously gotten backstage at Branch concerts and into after parties, and had lunged at Branch at an autograph session.So the guy in the audience was Where's Waldo? It is kinda creepy that she was signing autographs and this fool "lunged" at her ass. I hope she bought a Taser in hopes that this freakazoid would do it again. Nothing gives more pleasure than watching a deserving person get their ass Tasered. Like on "Cops" when they tell someone to shut up and lie down and they're all haughty and non-compliant. And....BBZZRRRRR! HAH! And they're all shrieking and shit. He TOLD you to stay down! Dude, when a cop pulls you over - you friggin' take any headwear off and put both hands on the wheel where they can see em'. You don't act shady, even if you're all "f*ck tha police". No one wants voltage up their ass. And I really got away from Michelle Branch on this one, huh?
Bill Cosby says:
Gay Voltron likes voltage up his ass.
I head that the Zodiac Killer goes to her concerts and she's gonna point him out at the next show.