A Noisy Affair

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For those of you who weren't sure, it's been settled. Jessica Simpson's a screamer. During her stay at the luxury Hotel de Russie in Italy with main squeeze, John Mayer, Simpson could be heard loudly enjoying their lovemaking. From FemaleFirst.co.uk:

A source revealed to More magazine: "Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn't get to sleep for a long time.

"This woman was saying she couldn't believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door."


Oh, loud, sexy neighbors. Gotta love 'em. Although, who knows? Maybe John was just trying to teach Jessica how to do fractions and those noises they heard were her groans of frustration. Just kidding! John Mayer doesn't know how to do fractions either!

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8 Comments

April 3, 2007 2:49 PM

Then she is a faker and probably acting out some crazy act to amuse him. He thinks she is much funnier when the batteries are dead.

What a freak! Complete overhaul from a blonde brain-dead daddy's girl to a greasy brunette grunge wannabe just to bag a man...and when he dumps her, she'll do the same with the next guy.

Maybe the next dude will like his women bootylicious and Messica will try and turn herself into Beyonce...

April 3, 2007 4:34 PM

Dammnnn he can put it down like that ? Who knew ?

I treated myself to a hot cross bun for brekky, and now I'm having trouble keeping it down.
Why you gotta do that to me?

April 3, 2007 8:14 PM

They look like circus freaks...him with the big old head and her dwarfish features. The very thought of them makes ME want to scream very loudly....maybe she caught a glimpse of the two of them together in a mirror?

April 3, 2007 8:30 PM

Well, hopefully she won't tire of John and cheat on him like she did Nick. What a whore. I totally lost respect for her when she insisted the end of their marriage was because he wouldn't come with her to Africa, and double rainbows and the movie "The Notebook". Total horsecrap. We all know it's because she couldn't bare to stay in a marriage who's purity she had tainted with her own slutbag-ness. When she's 46 years old, she'll be a dried up, boxot filled old hag with a string of failed relationships, and she'll be pining for that brief, great thing she had with Nick. Meanwhile Nick will probably be in a long term, happy and stable marriage with a bunch of little rugrats running around, because all us girls know that, despite a few minor faults, that man is a hot CATCH.

Jessica probably read a book or watched a movie and thinks this is what she needs to do to get a man. Well, how will she keep him? She better be prepared to continue the charade or it's not going to work.

Jessica's ex, Nick Lachey, was a sexy man, and she had trouble "giving it up" to him. He was complaining a lot about their lack of sex. She's not that interested in it. She was raised up in the church and that's probably why. She remained a virgin until marriage. Why doesn't she want a regular down-home type of guy instead? He would be a better match for her.

is there a tape of her screaming out there anywhere you mean to tell me that the neighbors did not record her screams and antics you know how much money can be made on that i would pay for it someone please tell me if there is a recording of her antics because i want it

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