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Something about these two just rubs me the wrong way. Is it because I heard that she's his beard? Is it her Pizza Hut commercials? Is it because he reminds me of when you have a female friend and she brings her new boyfriend she met at grad school around, and he thinks he's really funny and laid-back and suave but you know he's the type to tell a homeless person to dance for him to earn the dollar? Yeah, he's that guy. He's really just William Zabka from "The Karate Kid" hiding behind a down-home intelligentisa/ coffee bar/James Taylor wannabe/strummin' those chords veneer.

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April 4, 2007 5:04 PM

You nailed it this time J...that is exactly who he is. Something real slimey and fake about him.

Oh yes, AMEN.

"he's really funny and laid-back and suave but you know he's the type to tell a homeless person to dance for him to earn the dollar?"

That was well said...

April 4, 2007 5:45 PM

hahahah he is totally billy zabka (apparently he's "billy" to me)

April 4, 2007 6:18 PM

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==He's hot. You go Jessica!

April 4, 2007 9:23 PM

Totally agree!!!! this couple is so gross.

April 4, 2007 9:55 PM

His hair reminds me of my Aunt Jane--she's 75 years old--and, oh yeah, she's my AUNT. There's just something elderly about that hair.

April 4, 2007 11:18 PM

He's no more fake than Nick Lachey with his lip gloss, blue eyes and Hollywood clothing. John Mayer may have long hair but at least his singing career is far more successful than Nick's. She definitely stepped up in the dating pool. But, I agree it's just a step, not the final place, for Jessica.

April 5, 2007 12:41 AM

whats with the dating pool??/ Dont you date for love???? whatever happened to that. John Mayer is gross.

April 5, 2007 8:11 AM

JM is not too bright. JS is just after publicity and is a shameless media whore (as her father raised her). This couple will be over in less than a year or as soon as one of them falls flat on their face.

I love how she talks about how much the look alike - eyes, cleft chin, etc. and then she goes and dyes her hair the same color so they can look even more alike! Bizarre.

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