Jordan Is Quite Pregnant

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Jordan (she will never be Katie Price to me) does not do well as a blonde. Especially as an overly tanned pregnant blonde. At least she can sleep easy knowing that she was voted British Celebrity Mum of the Year. Although, I'm not sure if I can sleep easily knowing that.

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More photos of the pregnant Katie Price aka Jordan are after the jump.

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8 Comments

April 5, 2007 5:46 PM

Your favorite fruit *must* be an orange,
BITCH, did you know you're ORANGE?

April 5, 2007 6:30 PM

Her favorite fruit Petor Andres

April 5, 2007 7:59 PM

I spent a month in Ireland last fall and found out about Jordan from all the covers of HELLO! and OK magazines that her ginormous breasts graced. She truly is a train wreck, but for some reason I can't look away. I think her breasts must have some magical hynotic powers to them.

April 5, 2007 10:40 PM

umm. i dont know for sure, but I would imagine that tanning while pregnant CANT be a good thing... i guess it could be spray tan. in fact i hope to god it is

April 6, 2007 7:09 AM

seriously, each one of her tits is the size of her pregnant belly. gross.

Marvgirl you are a retard. You think it's better for a woman who is pregnant to douse herself with chemicals as opposed to being exposed to UV rays and getting lots of Vit D while she is at it? Why is tanning so bad besides the wrinkes and the skin cancer from the tanning beds? Who knows what fake tans do!!! Get your head out if the sand.

April 7, 2007 3:33 PM

she looke uglier than fergie

June 26, 2008 11:48 AM

2 be honest she sounds like a real nice down to earth person from what ive seen of her show, all because shes had boob jobs n stuff u all think oh my got slut, wel she was makin something of herself b4 she had them done, my personal opinion is to stop talkin shit on here n if u got a problem with ur man lookin at her in a mag then sort him out dnt go slaggin her off!, every1s got a body n if u wanna flaunt it y not theres nout wrong with it unless ur told to put urself away lol. well i think shes really nice n hopes she has a nother few yrs left doin what shes doing now xxx. if you excuse me i have a baby to attend to!.

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