An Inside Look at Anna Nicole's Diaries

Anna Nicole Smith kept two journals during the early 1990's and now they're being auctioned off by the Heritage Auction Galleries, based in Dallas, Texas, along with other belongings of Smith's. In her memoirs, recurring themes emerge for Anna Nicole, such as sex, her battle with her weight, as well as her relationship with her late husband, J. Howard Marshall. From People:

The first diary is a purple and green Hallmark hardback book with the handwritten message on the inside cover: "This diary belongs to Vickie Smith. Do Not Read!" (Smith's birth name was Vickie Lynn Hogan.)
In it, she describes the beginning of her relationship with Paul Marciano, CEO of Guess Inc. "O my Gosh!! Paul Marsiano called today to see if I got his books also I'm gonna go to San Antonio to do photo shoot," she wrote on June 23, 1992. "I'm so excited!! I can't believe this. This could be it." The entry ends with five smiley faces.

And in her second journal, she spoke of oil tycoon, J. Marshall.

In the second diary, a spiral-bound paperback Guess Kids calendar from 1994, Smith describes her relationship with Marshall.
"Hes so very weak and fragile When I touch him Im afraid he might break," she wrote in an undated entry. "If Jesus desides to take him I dont no what I'll do. I love him so much it hurts me to site and watch him when hes hurting I just want to hold him touch him let him no how much I care."

This is making me think that perhaps it would be a good idea to start keeping a diary. The last thing I want, should I meet an untimely death, would be for these blog posts and my MySpace page to live on as my only legacy. I'm really not always this vulgar, guys. Or maybe I am, and I should really be thinking about writing a fake diary, in which I appear sweet, thoughtful and kind.