Rumor has it that Naomi and Liev might tie the knot so their upcoming kiddie isn't illegitimate. This reminds me of how I was at my parent's wedding. No, for reals. I'm not really good at math. And for my 18th birthday, my little brother figured out for me that my Moms was actually knocked up with me when she was sashaying down the aisle. And he said "happy birthday" and went to go play wiffle ball. Yeah, that's right. My parents weren't virgins! And I've had to live with that Scarlet Letter ever since! I was almost a bastard! In their defense they were already engaged. But they had to move the wedding up. But still - all this sinfulness is probably why I like dudes. See what Jesus does? Naomi and Liev - you're doing the right thing by your baby!
Naomi Watts and her boyfriend, Liev Schreiber, have decided they don't want their unborn child to be illegitimate. The couple once planned to marry after their first child is born. But now Watts wants to tie the knot with Schreiber, 39, before she gives birth in late summer. "There's not enough time to plan a big wedding," an insider told In Touch. "They'll have just 25 guests for the nuptials in her hometown of Sydney, Australia, with a lavish wedding reception for all their stateside friends after the baby is born." Watts' rep declined comment.
I like these two. Both of em' qualify as good actors. When I realized Naomi was the homely one in the 2nd half of "Mulholland Drive," I nearly shit. And Liev? I think the hot outweighs the boring.
(WENN)
Rhondy says:
Good for them. It's nice to see that some people in Hollywood still believe in marriage.
Karen says:
She was homely in Dangerous Beauty too. I couldn't believe that was her.
S says:
Um, she was in the entire movie, not just the second half. From the beginning when she first moves out to LA to the end where she's obsessed the big-boobied brunette. Love me some David Lynch.
margaretta says:
Boring boring boring, bland bland bland clay face people who cares?
skinny fat says:
She's hardly "homely" and they're not a Hollywood couple - they a NYC couple. I can't see Liev checking out Hyde
noki says:
hey! i was a "bastard" child for three years! so what?! lol
yo says:
Best Headline Ever.
Canada Girl says:
Liev looks like he's going to blow his stack and beat a photog. Look at the fourth picture: veins are popping, clenched jaw, and a furrow. He's still seriously hot. Naomi.... beige.... again!