Check out some of your favorite celebs celebrating the day Jesus rolled his ass out of bed. Which we commemorate with a giant gay-looking rabbit who's into pastels. Whatever. As long as there's Mimosas. And get this - Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend John Mayer were seen in a Connecticut Shaw's supermarket picking up Easter treats. Dude, I shop at a Shaw's! Isn't that weird? The lame version of Daisy Duke has been in the same chain of supermarket that I shop in? Ok, it's neither weird nor even interesting but this post needed a hook.
More photos of the celebs with their kids having some Easter fun after the jump.




































JLyn says:
I know you try hard to be funny all the time but trying to make jokes about Easter and Jesus "rolling out of bed" use common sense
Nunya' says:
Christ! Have a sense of humor.
Patti says:
Ok... I've got a great sence of humor, but being blasphemous is just plain NOT FUNNY!!!
I don't see jokes about other religious icons! Where is the respect???
Make some JEW jokes! Make some Muslim jokes! You get labeled an anti-semite! or you get your planes crashed and your buildings BOMBED!!!
How long can the Christians just roll over and let others walk on them???
J.! With a name like Harvey you would think you could make up some non-secular BUNNY RELATED jokes!
An apology is needed here!
spark says:
i agree! and it's not about having a sense of humor, there are things you just don't joke about. total blasphemy!
mutterhals says:
Fuck jesus, he's a dirty hippie. Anyhoo, it's a shame about that kid's face...she could open coconuts with that noggin.
maryjane says:
relax. it's funny.
T-Bone says:
Yeah I agree -- the line was crossed on that one. Leave Jesus out of it. And Mutterhals, buddy -- you too crossed the line. Have some respect.
mutterhals says:
Oh I'm sorry, I don't buy into your fairy tale bullshit, so to me jesus was just an ineffectual hippie that's way past his expiration date. Say any damn thing you please, don't let these assholes tell you how to think.
T-Bone says:
Mutterhals -- Such anger at Jesus... Perhaps what you're really angry about is what mankind has done in the NAME of Jesus and not Jesus himself. There is a big difference between the two.
mutterhals says:
No, I hate jesus. But thanks for taking the high road...
mutterhals says:
No, I hate jesus. But thanks for taking the high road...
T-Bone says:
Mutterhals - I would encourage you to read about his life then, because in truth, there's nothing to hate.
Rhiannon says:
Lighten up! It's funny! An apology is NOT needed. You go, J. Harvey!
T-Bone says:
Rhiannon -- 3/4ths of the people posting here don't really find it funny, so I guess it's a matter of opinion, ha? One person's "funny" is another person's blasphemy. Have some respect!
J.C.is my bitch. says:
Jesus H. Christ!
Will you Jesus-Crispies muzzle it!
"Whenever someone says they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I grab a fossil and say, "Fossil." And if they keep talking, I throw it just over their heads."
Bah...you probably didn't get it.
MasqueORD says:
T-Boned..."3/4ths" ??
No, that's just you posting over and over and over and over......
It's funny. NEXT!
T-Bone says:
The Bible isn't always a literal reference, folks. 7 days to us could be 7,000 years to God. And Carbon Data dating is a human estimation -- it is their best guess. So your "fossil" means nothing to me. God is beyond human understanding. Humans only have the capacity to understand beginnings and endings, not something that always existed.
Draven says:
...stop me if you heard this one...
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Move On. says:
Oh Good God!
T-Bone/Patti/Jlyo,
"God" is just as much myth as fairies and unicorns.
If you sleep better at night believing in fables, so be it, but don't shove it down everyone else's throat.
You don't think it's funny? Move on.
canuckistani says:
It's obvious from the pics something happened between Ben and Jen. They both look upset and she's carrying Violet AND the basket. He's not even helping her. A little tiff or trouble in paradise?
MK says:
"How long can the Christians just roll over and let others walk on them???"
I've never seen a christian who rolls over and lets people walk all over them. NOT ONCE. In fact, christians are trying to dictate how everyone in America should live.
All of my friends and family who are christian can never go longer then 30 minutes without talking about how bad every non-believer is and how we must be saved or go to hell.
I'm sorry but it's the truth.
MK says:
Oh and don't even get me started on all those bumber stickers christians display. Talk about NOT being sensitive to how other feel! NO WAY! The anti-abortion, putting down environmentalists and anyone else who does not share their point of view. But who cares? I don't. No body tells you to keep your mouths shut so stop telling us to keep our mouths shut!
Loob says:
"I've never seen a christian who rolls over and lets people walk all over them. NOT ONCE. In fact, christians are trying to dictate how everyone in America should live."
Damn well said, MK!
It is amusing because they get all worked up and rabid over their fairy story, but it stops being funny when they start trying to run everyone's lives, and influencing politics.
We have it here in Australia too, our PM is such an asshole. He's all "No Gay marriages", "no abortion pill", "God, and worse, *Intelligent Design* in schools!!", blah blah VOMIT.
JB says:
I agree that not everyone has the same opinion and beliefs and I truly respect other's opinions. Despite what majority of people think it was 'funny' OR 'blasphemous', I think that it was a comment that could have been left unsaid, if nothing else than to avoid hurting other's feelings/beliefs. I think that making derrogatory comments about someone's sexuality, race, or religion is better left unsaid if you don't want to rile people. Not everyone feels that way and I'm aware many religious groups are the reason there are stereotypes (ince - Buddists are snakehandlers, Christians are all right-wings) but I don't think every gay man wears hot pink and talks with a lisp. Not that my opinion counts for anything :)
I (heart) JESUS! :)
Bennyfanny says:
I don't agree with you, canuckistani. I think it looks more as if Ben is really, really bored!!! This Easter-feast thing is an obvious women thing, and Jennifer is just holding her child and bag because thats what all the other women do. The men are just 'forced' to hang along.
T-Bone says:
Do I have to remind all of you that the Christians on this post didn't start this banter? They weren't the ones insulting another religion in the first place, so they're really not the ones "forcing" their religious beliefs on anyone! In an indirect way, the person making fun of another religion is the one forcing their beliefs on everyone else.
dgo says:
wow, how christian is it to even be reading/writing the stuff that's posted on this website? everyone's entitled to their own opinion - and i don't even think J meant it in any kind of anti-christian way. NO ONE is safe from his snark. don't like it? don't read it.
dgo says:
wow, how christian is it to even be reading/writing the stuff that's posted on this website? everyone's entitled to their own opinion - and i don't even think J meant it in any kind of anti-christian way. NO ONE is safe from his snark. don't like it? don't read it.
Zuie says:
dgo-what you said!!!
Man, I come here to laugh, which I always end up doing, but some of you folks are playing hall monitor and you are spoiling the fun-go away or at least be quiet!
J. Harvey should do stand-up, the guy is funny!!!
T-Bone says:
Everyone is interested in other people's lives, to a certain degree, and most people love humor. That is why we come to these sites, I would imagine. It's a human sense of curiosity. It has nothing to do with being Christian or non-Christian. Having said that -- J Harvey has the right to write whatever he wants, and other people have the right to respond to it in whatever way they see fit. If something is said about Jesus, people have right to respond to that. And if that response creates dialogue, so be it.