Caption Jordan and Peter Andre

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More tackiness after the jump.

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The matching outfits completely kill me.

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18 Comments

She sings: "I'm gonna have a gay baby... I'm gonna have a gay baby..."

Is that a Posh in your belly or is David Beckham under your dress holding your boobs up?

After extensive reconstructive surgery to repair massive tiger mauling scars, Roy Horn (left) and new partner get ready for their Las Vegas comeback.

April 12, 2007 5:15 PM

White ice-cream man pants and flip-flops and sleeves down to his fingertips--lovely!

And I hear she did so many drugs when she was pregnant with her first child (Harvey) that he is blind and disabled because of it. And she's having more kids. Perfect.

April 12, 2007 6:41 PM

Jordan: I'm a whore
Peter: I think I have a big dick.

April 12, 2007 7:40 PM

Four huge boobs and one bun.

April 12, 2007 7:43 PM

Do they always wear matching outfits? They look very Roman today. Is he gay, or the father of the baby, or both?

April 12, 2007 8:21 PM

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a man in drag?

April 12, 2007 8:35 PM

And we walk hand-in-hand into the sweet hereafter...

Did we miss the toga party?

That baby is gonna have a butthole at both ends!

April 13, 2007 2:03 AM

Someone should move that trash out closer to the curb.

BOOBIE and the gay beast!

April 13, 2007 9:02 AM

Super Slut & Queer Bait

April 13, 2007 9:22 AM

The Plastics have arrived.
I saw these to in England, they are Posh and Beckham wannabees in a very immature way.

I read an article on this chick.
She has no concept of what birth control is.
She has been pregnant with every guy she has been with and she either aborted the pregnancy, miscarriaged or had the child.
The chick been therapy on how to love herself.

April 13, 2007 9:43 AM

The women's crotch is tattooed.How'd you explain that to the baby doctor?

April 13, 2007 11:42 AM

I'm not really in it for the caption contest, but my lord, her boobs are so high they almost touch her chin. That's insane and I don't know how it could be comfortable...

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