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Girls Gone Wild slime mold Joe Francis got caught with pills in the clink, as he was trying to bribe a guard to bring him a bottle of water with a $100 bill . He also got the president of his film company arrested for trying to sneak him more pills. Two geniuses. Seriously, why not just hand one of the guards a tube sock with a bar of soap in it to pummel you with?
"Girls Gone Wild" bad boy Joe Francis has allegedly been found with pills in his Florida jail cell -- and the reason he got caught is because he allegedly tried to bribe a guard for a bottle of water with a $100 bill on Wednesday night.And get this ...TMZ has also learned that the President of Mantra Films, Scott Barbour, the company that produces "Girls Gone Wild," has also been arrested by the Bay County Sheriff on suspicion of slipping the pills and the cash to Francis. Authorities say Barbour made the handoff when he visited Francis Wednesday night at the jail. Now Barbour is an inmate at the same jail as Francis.
More on Joe Francis' druggy prison ways after the jump.
We've confirmed the story The County Press broke, that authoritites searched Francis and found at least three different types of pills -- anti-anxiety meds Aprazolam and Lorazepam, as well as the sleeping med Lunesta.Francis could be charged with the crime of introducing contraband into a correctional facility, a felony, and possession of a controlled substance.
These two are gonna be tossing salads left and right before you know it. It's almost comical how they are in no way aware of how to keep your head down and shut the hell up when you're in the joint and not act like a spoiled, rich dickhead itching to be punched in the chiclets.
-A says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Deep breath* AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! etc.
Happy says:
I usually don't post comments on blogs, but I'm inordinately happy that J. Francis is finally in jail. The how doesn't matter--all of his subsequent actions show what an idiotic jackass he is, and I really hope he stays in jail for a while, so that young women can continue to have fun without being whored on his site!
Margaret says:
I'm a Floridian. Joe picked a Hell of a place to be in jail. That part of Florida is Cracker land and the judges over there can be brutal. Take the case of Terry Shiavo, for instance. As far as being beaten, don't count on it. They will do everything by the book to make sure that Joe is in jail for a long time. Fair trial for Joe Francis in Cracker Florida - no change. He gets the DUMBEST OF THE CENTURY AWARD.
Sarah says:
Karma....
sweet sweet karma....
it's a beautiful thing
indoorvoice says:
maybe i am an optimist? but I cannot wait for this little piggy to endure the ass raping of a life time. if he is smart, he can train his gaping anus to do the talking from now on.
essie says:
Thank you so much, Margaret. I loved hearing that about Crackerville!!! Exactly where Joey belongs and I hope he gets what he deserves. He is a major piggy.
sandie says:
It went really wild for this guy!
Nasty bastard!!
GIRLS GONE WILD SONG says:
GIRLS GONE WILD SONG THAT WAS PRODUCED BY PLATINUM ICE RECORDS. I WANT TO HEAR IT. WHERE CAN I GET A COPY OF IT