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(Flynet)

Lindsay Lohan waxed scary in an upcoming interview with "Allure" magazine. She's babbling on about how her friends aren't safe if they're not around her. What? Why does this interview sound like it was conducted over a mirror in a club bathroom?

In a bizarre interview with Allure, Lindsay Lohan says she takes on the role of protector to her friends and family. "When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me," the starlet eerily told the magazine. Lohan also discussed her quick stint in rehab, explaining that she doesn't plan to stop going out to clubs and partying and declaring, "That's my life!" She also compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and claimed to be shocked she ended up needing treatment: "It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." After clearly stating her plans to continue club-hopping and to keep her friends close for their protection, the conflicted party girl adds, "Everybody's tired of hearing things about me and them . . . I think it's just better for me to lie low and get better."
I'm not tired just yet, because her insanity is fairly entertaining. She is an argument for just trying to kick drugs on your own, though. Because rehab apparently makes you crazier than you were before you rolled up in there. Is she really saying her friends are going to die if they aren't with her? She's so stoned. And Marilyn Monroe is giving her the fisheye from Silver Screen Heaven and wishing she would stop dropping her name. NOW. She wasn't killed by the Kennedys merely to end up as a reference on your resume of f*cked-up-edness! Candle in the wind, you ain't!

More photos of Lindsay Lohan shopping at Chanel in Beverly Hills after the jump.

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(Flynet)




3 Comments

Is she out shopping in her PJs? Looks that way to me. She looks terrible. More like a 40 year old whos done too much of everything and is now wearing the signs of it. And that is whacky talk, protection and safety, shes obviously lost her skittles

April 18, 2007 2:10 PM

Thinking people aren't safe when they aren't with you is a sign of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Or maybe it's just intense narcissism. Either way, get some meds.

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