Agreed. It's a pisspoor bleach job, for starters. Beyond that, he's no longer 22 and needs to start presenting himself in a stylish manner appropriate for his age. It's very possible for him to be smoking hot and mature. I'm not sure about his fishwitch wife, though.
Hey you guys are just jealous (but I agree about the fishwife). Beckham is not the best footballer in the world, he's going to a B league and he speaks like Mike Tyson . . .HOWEVER he markets himself better than movie stars and he is the most recognizable talent on the Planet approaching Ali like status!
Hey you guys are just jealous (but I agree about the fishwife). Beckham is not the best footballer in the world, he's going to a B league and he speaks like Mike Tyson . . .HOWEVER he markets himself better than movie stars and he is the most recognizable talent on the Planet approaching Ali like status!
The man is smoking hot. And where there's smoke, there used to be fire. I don't know what got him to dunk his head into a tub of Hydrogen Peroxide, but damn... He had this look already didn't he? It didn't work then either. But I bet it was Posh who told him to do it. "Oh come on Goldenballs, with this mistake of a haircut of mine, I can't possibly compete next to you evenwhen you got the same dumb cut. Color your hair, badly. Then I'll stand SOMEwhat of a chance." And yet...he's still way too hot to be married to Skeletor with Implants.
Or he's the love-child of Brigitte Nielsen and Vanilla Ice.
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DarthPaul says:
Agreed. It's a pisspoor bleach job, for starters. Beyond that, he's no longer 22 and needs to start presenting himself in a stylish manner appropriate for his age. It's very possible for him to be smoking hot and mature. I'm not sure about his fishwitch wife, though.
Sue says:
Billy Idol!
Monkey says:
Hey you guys are just jealous (but I agree about the fishwife). Beckham is not the best footballer in the world, he's going to a B league and he speaks like Mike Tyson . . .HOWEVER he markets himself better than movie stars and he is the most recognizable talent on the Planet approaching Ali like status!
Monkey says:
Hey you guys are just jealous (but I agree about the fishwife). Beckham is not the best footballer in the world, he's going to a B league and he speaks like Mike Tyson . . .HOWEVER he markets himself better than movie stars and he is the most recognizable talent on the Planet approaching Ali like status!
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-A says:
The man is smoking hot. And where there's smoke, there used to be fire. I don't know what got him to dunk his head into a tub of Hydrogen Peroxide, but damn... He had this look already didn't he? It didn't work then either. But I bet it was Posh who told him to do it. "Oh come on Goldenballs, with this mistake of a haircut of mine, I can't possibly compete next to you evenwhen you got the same dumb cut. Color your hair, badly. Then I'll stand SOMEwhat of a chance." And yet...he's still way too hot to be married to Skeletor with Implants.
Krissy says:
It's MacGyver!!!!!
Molls says:
Hilarious caption!! Perhaps Becks and Brigitte Nielsen were separated at birth?
Loob says:
Or he's the love-child of Brigitte Nielsen and Vanilla Ice.