Brooke Shields Is Being Slowly Hypnotized

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(Pacific Coast News)

This is the longest apology I've ever witnessed. Either that or it's some sort of crazy new friendship that no one could ever have seen coming - spacegod worshipping, closeted, A-list control freak criticizes and then befriends B-list actress . Maybe she's teaching him that it's not all about Xenu? Oh, who am I kidding? Brooke and her husband are doomed.


Antidepressant expert Tom Cruise and his friend Brooke Shields were betting their blues away in Sin City. Sources tell The Post's Braden Keil that Cruise and his wife, Katie Holmes, dined with Shields and her TV-writer husband, Chris Henchy, Saturday night in the SW Steakhouse at Wynn Las Vegas. Later, Cruise, who once blasted Shields for using pharmaceutical drugs to cope with postpartum depression, was escorted with her and their spouses to a private gaming room.

Where they were exposed to a series of flashing lights and given post-hypnotic suggestions. Seriously though, isn't Cruise a little desperate for everyone to think he's a nice guy? Brooke Shields must be like "uh, sure we'll go to Vegas with you, Tom.." and then she puts her hand over the receiver and turns to her husband..*whispering fiercely* "he wants to take us to Vegas! I don't care if he's scary, maybe I'll get a role out of this! SHUT UP!...*back to phone* oh no, Tom. I was just yelling at the gardener...."




4 Comments

May 1, 2007 8:55 PM

But everyone Tom is a sweet and nice man, ask his exes, they all agree, as newman, Foxx, Hoffman ...

it's just you , you crazy blogger, who is just a bitch

slut like you should be left in the street sucking sick cocks

die!

May 2, 2007 10:27 AM

yeah, and a lot of people thought Ted Bundy was a "sweet and nice man"...until they wound up as his next victim.

May 2, 2007 12:30 PM

you fool,left ur silly post on justjared and came here to do the same honestely u're one sick idiot what don't have a life or something,tom/katie/tomkat fans going on every blog to insult everyone which isn't helping crazy TOM'S image building for the past two yrs, that being said calling the blogger crazy seriously u're the crazy one,cos he's got right o his opinion besides it's his fucking blog can do or say whatever he pleases so what he doesn't like tom/katie/tomkat if u're sure he's so nice go preach it those who care(ur fellow tomkat/tom/katie fans)we don't and everyone is got the right to their opnions and feelings, sick of toms fans preying on every fucking site like parasites getting fired up and bitchy about everyone's opinions not our fault they're doomed and not respected by the world and apparently by colleagues as a couple and as individuals they bought it on themselves also on ur "nicole still loves him" shit honey she's more than glad she's not facing the sham he created and in their time they wre both respected and loved by the world no none had a bad word to say about them unlike now she only said that to make him look good which is the only help she can render, she's ever since dissassociate herself from him(who wuoldn't) if not for the kids,so if there's anyone that needs to drop dead it's u and TOMKAT the world is sick of u's, used all the trick in the book to get us on board but guess what it ain't.Also "sick of PPD" honestly u can't be a woman but then u don't have to be cos UR MOTHER is a woman so have some respect not for us but ur MOTHER i'm not suprised though i mean TOM obviuosly has no respect for his MOTHER as well "birds of a feather flock together"

BROOKE SHIELDS HAS SUPPORTED HERSELF /PERFORMED AT U S O SHOWS IN WARTIME IN COMBAT ZONES AND SHE IS A GIFTED ACTOR AND A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. I WISH HER WELL

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