Samantha Ronson: "So, uh, last night was amazing. Do you want to, uh, do it again?"
Lohan: "Uh, last night? That's so sweet. You mean when we deejayed together?"
Samantha Ronson: "Uh, no, you uh let me you know, in front of that guy. You seemed really into it."
Lohan: "Oh yeah. I mean, that's SSSOOOO sweet, you're SSSOOOOOO sweet, but I was just trying to make him ya know...jealous. And sorta turn him on. Guys like when two girls fool around."
Samantha Ronson" "But, I was inside you...."
Lohan: "You were? Sammy, I had done SO much blow last night. I swear, Paris gets the best shit and when she's not being a total cooze and shares, it's amazing. I seriously gotta get her guy's number."
Samantha Ronson: "But you mentioned something about us moving to Vermont together, and living in the woods like lesbian nymphs and maybe buying a Ben & Jerry's franchise."
Lohan: "Do you wanna get something to eat and maybe hit Fred Segal? You can watch me try on shoes! You love that!"
Samantha Ronson: *makes tiny sound like dying*
(Photos courtesy of Celebrity Babylon)
L says:
I am completely in love with you Harvey
maureen
I must marry j. harvey--nothing else in life matters to me!
FDR says:
Nicely done, Harvey!! You should totally write the next starlet/socialite paperback fiction! The dialogue was pro!
Marie says:
lol... Priceless!
sasha says:
As previously stated i luv j.harvey lmfao right know. Evident by your ANTM recaps its better to read than the actual thing.
whitedaisy says:
Wow. I could actually hear Lindsay say those words. Excellent work, J. H.
Ronald says:
Sheer genius. That is all.
ZeldaZonk says:
You are absobloodylutely pure genius Harvey!
Joann says:
I can not believe this. I am SO not a fan anymore. No wonder she always acts all weird and stuff. She's in alot of magazines and only makes more attention to herself as a weird girl by the things she says. Good luck in the future because I doubt you'll have one. Your no Paris Hilton
Joanna says:
I can not believe this. I am SO not a fan anymore. No wonder she always acts all weird and stuff. Good luck in the future because I doubt you'll have one. Your no Paris Hilton
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