Some friends who know I'm in the gossip game were like who in the blue hell are Peter and Katie? And who's Jordan? We came to the conclusion that they're the trailer park version of Becks and Posh and straight outta "Footballers Wives". Though, I doubt seriously that Peter Andre plays football. I shouldn't talk smack about him, he's in the hospital with meningitis and Katie's saying he doesn't recognize her . It must be serious because how could you forget those jubblies?
Meningitis has taken such a grip on Peter Andre that he does not even recognise his wife Jordan.Glamour model Jordan has lifted the lid on her despair for hubby Pete after long vigils at his bedside.
Talking to Ok! Magazine Jordan said: 'He's usually sleeping, or drifting in and out. Yesterday I went in and he didn't even know I was there. I am so stressed.'
Jordan is aka Katie Price. She's also knocked up. And they have a little boy with developmental problems. Is this the damn "Young & The Restless"?
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cameron says:
She also had a miscarriage about a year ago when she was pretty far into the pregnancy. All she needs is an evil twin to come back from the dead and it will truly be a soap opera.
Egroft says:
Honestly, i didn't want to be the only one, but since J. Harvey's pal said it...
What is this chick famous for. The only thing i know about her is she has a handicapped partially blind child that she tried to boil once...
pilsbury says:
What annoys me about Peter in hospital is that Jordon turns up with a fucking film crew! Also those idiots at HolyMoly who claimed he was dead makes me want to go round to their offices and kick seven bells of crap out of them.
When/if Peter recovers, what will Jordon do? Sell the story to the highest bidder, christ almighty she is getting like Victoria Beckham.
I'm not a Peter Andre fan but he is a human being not a piece of meat.
Cheesy says:
I'm sorry Peter is sick, but I'm with everyone else. Who are Peter and Jordan? Why do they always match their clothing when they go out (that's weird)? And, isn't he gay?
Hilly says:
Hello from London. Here in the UK, we love Peter and Katie/Jordan as much as we hate "Posh" and Becks. P&K are honest and upfront in their fabulous vulgarity. P&B are national jokes. HTH
4 of a kind says:
u have to be kidding.......posh & becks all the way!!!!!
steph says:
They have a show right now...not sure it's either on e or vhi. She's kinda crazy, but the show is cute at times. I'm partial b/c she used the money she made being um, "Jordan" to buy this estate in England and she has horses and I grew up on a horse farm.
aussiegirl says:
Peter Andre is an old Australian soap star/singer...and I use both terms very loosely.