Fashion Disaster: Cynthia Rowley

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And God said, "Let there be a fashion disaster." The Editors voice their quips after the jump.

Lisa: I would be lying if I said that I didn't actually totally love this crazy pink dress because it possesses the magical trifecta of what I believe embodies a perfect dress: a fun color, a halter-top and A-line-cut skirt. I just don't like what she's doing with her hand. Ladies don't do that in public. I should know. I've tried and been told that it's wrong.

J.Harvey: For all we know, she's that lady from "Inside Edition" who only has a torso. On stilts.

Cara: Oh my God! Alanis Morissette's twin is wearing the same sparkle pink Barbie dress that I wore to my high school prom! But, seriously Cynthia designs great clothing and seems so quirky. I hate to pick on her because she has so much talent under those Heidi of the mountain braids. This isn't that awful, but coming from her....it's a disappointment.




4 Comments

Not a halter top, or a-line cut, and it most definitely IS that bad.

May 3, 2007 1:26 PM

She looks like Princess Bubble Yum. And I thought we decided that pockets in formal dresses = no.

May 3, 2007 1:31 PM

I hope she busted a move with the Pepto-Bismol dance later in the evening. "Nausea! Heartburn! Diarrhea! Indigestion!"

Seriously, Rowley seems to be under the impression she's a 20-year old ingenue and not in her mid-40's. Age-appropriate fashion can be ultrafab, too, Cynthia.

May 4, 2007 9:59 AM

Is she pregnant? That might explain (though not excuse) it.

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