
It appears that the world's cutest baby is now walking. Brad Pitt was spotted with his little girl, Shiloh, as she walked around in the park. Quite frankly, the two of them look like a commercial for me to stop taking my birth control. Luckily, I happen to remember that in addition to being broke, I am a known plant-killer and very, very selfish. I don't know how responsive a baby would be to me telling them,
"OK, so stop crying, please. I'm going to need about an hour and a half of 'me time.' So if you could just read a book, or do some dishes, that'd be great. Thanks.Also, rent's due in a like three days, so you can either give me cash or write me a check. Whichever's easiest for you."
More photos of papa Pitt with Shiloh, after the jump.
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anywho says:
I just love these pictures. I love to see a father and daughter together. Shiloh is adorable.
joyous says:
Brad and his baby. I love it. I bet Jennifer is hating this. Had she just went ahead and had a baby she would still have her man. Poor Jen, hopefully she will one day find her someone who will stick around. I hope so. I want them all to be happy.
lookwhaticando says:
Sweet and adorable.
what joyous says:
What! No Angelina??? BIG SURPRISE!
oh, and you don't just have babies to keep men, joyous. Only desperate, dependent, insecure women do that sh*t.
here I am says:
Little Shiloh walking now. She's probably everywhere.
MM says:
Joyous apparently thinks it's appropriate to give men exactly what they want so they won't leave. What does that say about Joyous? hmmm... also, what does it say about Angelina Jolie that she did exactly that???
Egroft says:
SWEET PICS! Hopefully Papa Pitt gets that baby away from nut-job Jolie before she does and permanant damage.
Joyous...
A) What does this post have to do with Aniston?
B) Parenting 101...babies don't fix relationships
C) Judging from your post, clearly you are a bit retarted.
sassyne says:
Joyous, don't get anything started. Why do people do that? Just comment on the picture. They are adorable.
T-Bone says:
Hey Joyless -- giving men exactly what they want so you can manipulate them and keep them on a leash is more up Angelina's alley than Jennifer Aniston's.
givemeabreak says:
Brad and baby look very happy and adorable.
Margaret says:
Shiloh is adorable. I'm a baby freak. I just love to hold them and luv 'em up. Nothing smells as nice as a baby. I think Brad Pitt is rather smitten with his little girl.
Angietothemax says:
Well this is the first picture of Shiloh I've seen in like 2 months. I haven't seen Maddox either. So I guess it's safe to assume that since on the occasional picture of Shiloh Brad is seen holding her 2 times so Angie doesn't love Shiloh. And since we don't see Maddox at all in candid family photos they've replaced him with Pax.
joyous says:
Get off me. I did just what you all do. Bring up people who have nothing to do with the picture. Brad finally got his baby and family he is over the moon with joy. So am I.
MJK says:
Aw! While Brad Pitt bores me to tears, i get all mushy when i see him with his daughter! Great pictures!
Everyone is so much more peaceful when Angie is off 'doing her thing'.
(p.s...i shiver to think how many unloved, unwanted children are out there because weak women used a baby to try and hold on to a man.)
sassyne says:
Angietothemax, I hope you are joking. I will assume you are.
AngieMaxSTFU says:
Angietothemax, If you have nothing intellegent to say...shut up.
"It's better to be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".
Words for you to live by.
givemeabreak says:
How can you, angietothemax, say Angelina doesn't love her baby because you have seen Brad holding her in the last two pics? You must be crazy too. Joyous, JA has nothing to do with this. Let her rest with her new man.
what givemeabreak says:
Are all of the AJ Worshipers turning on each other? HA! What a joke
T-Bone says:
Don't get down on Angietothemax. SHe might just be coming to her senses, that's all.
Clarrise says:
Come on...AJ nor JA are not part of this post.
Just a beautiful baby girl and her Papi playing in the grass on a wonderful day.
Drink in the sweetness...
(on next post, some of us can go back to hating on Jolie, the rest hating on Aniston ;D)
What Clarrise says:
I think you meant A FEW of YOU can go back to hating Jennifer Aniston while the rest of us maintain our rational senses about Angelina Jolie.
moxie says:
shiloh is one very cute little boy!
cam says:
yikes these pictures are kind of creepy. someone hiding in a bush or behind a tree leering and taking pictures. how creeeepy!
superfluous says:
Angietothemax must be a wolf in sheep's clothing. She is also eothr T-bone or Ergfort. She has posted nice posts just to throw us off. She's not really an Angelina fan.
Clarisse says:
whatever.
Sigh says:
What adorable pics. Shiloh is a gorgeous little girl. She can't help but be, look at her mom and dad. I love that family.
T-Bone says:
Um....Superfluous, I don't take over other people's names to make my point. I don't have to. I was as shocked as you to read what she wrote and questioned if it was really her. Whether it was really angietothemax saying that or not, I don't know... but I can assure you of one thing --- it wasn't me.
Egroft says:
superfluous...you're completely insane aren't you?
you're pretty creepy. this is a gossip blog, not the KGB.
I am who i am, not a russian spy.
T-Bone is who he/she is, not a Syrian agent.
Lookwhaticando etc...
Angietothemax etc...
You seriously need a pretty little white sweater that ties in the back.
superfluous says:
Ergoft, I'll wear it when you take it off.
MJK says:
For what it's worth, i think Angietothemax was being sarcastic. She pretty Pro-Jolie.
superfluous, maybe you take this a bit too seriously.
anywho says:
All of you guys just trip me out. Angelina, wheter you love her or hate her, sure stirs this site up. She's not even in the picture and getting talked about. LOL
anywho says:
Whoops, I left my h out in whether
T-Bone says:
Where is old angietothemax??? Reveal yourself and clarify your post, before Superfluous loses her mind and accuses me of being you again.
anyhow says:
anywho,
as always, thank you for your inane contribution to the conversation.
Egroft says:
I've Got IT!!!!
I suspect it is Mrs. White, in the Library, with the Rope! Or it is Superfluous, in the Dining Room, with the Wrench!
MM says:
The Anti - AJ's seem way smarter and funnier than the Pro - AJ's (on these posts anyways). I will say that.
superfluous says:
MM, not funnier OR smarter, just more full of sh*t
Come on now... says:
superfluous...bitter little monkey, table for one, now seating, enjoy!
AWWWW!!! says:
Shiloh is just beautiful. I know she is a cherished baby. Brad is in heaven now. He and Angelina are a wonderful team. They want to save the world, which is impossible, but they CAN save a couple of kids who desperately need someone.
what AWWW says:
They're going to need to save themselves first.
moxie says:
i want to save the world too.
Norman The Dog says:
I wish Jen would have a baby, so she can stop trying to breast feed me. The horror. Help Me Please
Norman The Dog says:
How I wish Vince had not dumped Jen. She is trying to do things to me that I don't think is right. HELP ME
T-Bone says:
I can think of one way we can put you out of your misery, Norman the Dog.
Le Sigh... says:
Send in the 'tards....
jannre
Im glad someone in that family loves her!
Norman The Dog says:
My master is going to New York to Whore around for men.She can't seem to find anyone in the State of Cali who wants her. I hope she leaves me here. I am tired of seeing her coked up all day.And at night. Well I don't want to talk about it. Someone Please Save me.
what Norman the dog says:
Go play in traffic, Norman. You're boring us.
Norman The Dog says:
OMG!! Jen's drunk out of her mind AGAIN, and she's going for the peanut butter. HELP
Zzzzzz says:
LookNorman, see, it's not funny, it's not worth it.
Norman The Dog says:
I wish Jen was not so Ugly and Fake so that she could find a man and leave me alone. I'm afraid she has given me an STD. Brad and Angie come and save me please
Egroft says:
"Norman The Dog said:
OMG!! Jen's drunk out of her mind AGAIN, and she's going for the peanut butter. HELP"
...and this folks is the mentality of someone that worships Angelina Holy Jolie.
MM says:
Oh, is the "Norman the Dog" thing an attempt at being funny? This is what I mean. The Pro-Jolies aren't as funny as the Anti-Jolies -- case closed.
Norman The Dog says:
I can see why she can't find and keep a man. She is very hard on the eyes. But must she keep coming after me. Will any of you nice people save me. Please
Norman The Dog says:
Brad dumped her. Vince dumped her. I wish I could dump her too. But she keeps me in chains. I guess I'm the best she can get.
Egroft says:
Hey T-Bone! Lookwhaticando has finally admitted she's a dog! Sucess! Sucess!
MM, i think it is an attempt to be funny...a lame, sad attempt, but...
T-Bone says:
By God I think you're right E-groft -- and a gross, creepy, unfunny dog at that!
Norman The Dog says:
I wish I could go live with Brad and Angelina. That Angie is the hottest woman on the planet. All I have is a pot smoking, coke snorting Ho to live with. Will one of you people come and take me to Angie. It just scars me to even look at my beastly master. She is even more Ugly when she is drunk. Which is EVERY day. I guess she is sad because No man wants her.
Norman The Dog says:
Thank God. She just passed out after her 2nd bottle of Gin and 10th Joint for today. I'm going to make a run for it guys. Wish me luck.
ek says:
RE: Angietothemax comment
Reading over all of these posts, it sounds like ALL of them are written by people who don't understand English ("retarded", by the way, is spelled with a "d", Egroft...if you're going to insult someone, please make sure you don't sound "retarted" yourself!!)
Clearly, Angietothemax's comment was Ironic**. (It was also the smartest one here.) If you don't know what *irony* means, look it up!!!
what Norman the retard says:
Sure Norman, we can bring you to Angie's house, but be prepared, because she won't feed you, give you water or care for you. She only feeds photo-op orphans from third world countries. But if you insist...
T-Bone says:
Ah ek, "ironic" isn't the right word either, babe. Re-read the post. If she doesn't mean it seriously, then the word would be SARCASTIC or FACETIOUS I think maybe YOU'RE the one who needs to consult with a dictionary.
MM says:
Brad Pitt - the million dollar baby-sitter!!!
Egroft says:
EK...oh snap!
hate to brake it to u, but eye haf bin known 2 mispel stuph just to be ubnoxshush.
Also, as T-Bone stated, given your own limited knowledge, don't try to give people lessons!!!!! (that's five exclamation marks, I win!)
Asside (=P) from that fact that this is a gossop blog, not colegge intrance eggsam.
ek says:
T-bone:
Something is "ironic" when its literal meaning is the opposite of its intended meaning. Angietothemax said, "So I guess it's safe to assume that since on the occasional picture of Shiloh Brad is seen holding her 2 times so Angie doesn't love Shiloh." What I think she meant is: "of course the fact that we have seen a couple of pictures of Brad holding Shiloh (and none of Angie), doesn't mean that Angie doesn't love Shiloh". Literal meaning says one thing, while the intention is the opposite. That is irony (and not the Alanis distortion, which intends "that sucks", she's sarcastic, etc.) Get it?
Clarisse says:
Hey Egroft, you must be really dum (=D), huh, you spelled the word correctly in this post but not the one that EK "red penned"...
(someone has way too much time on their hands...cough...EK...cough)
Hot Damn! i'm also glad i missed the norman thing. That's pretty stupid.
Still cute pics of Shiloh. Nice to see her getting some lovin!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz says:
1st a spelling lesson, then a lesson from Readers Digest "Word Power" and now she's translating!
EK, is there NOTHING you can't do?
Try this one, SHUT UP.
T-Bone says:
Ek -- it's not really an "ironic" post Irony is usually based on contradictions and she's not contradicting anything. She's not looking outside at the rain storm and saying "well look at the beautiful weather. If she's saying "oh yeah right people, Angie isn't in the photo, so I guess that means she doesn't love her child" she is, for the most part, being sarcastic or maybe even sardonic, but not really ironic.
MM says:
Sing it with me now:
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think
Chorus
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Egroft says:
OH MM, i don't know that one!
How's bout...
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in me beard!'
*not making eye contact* says:
What a beautiful baby! I love the pics with Brad and Shiloh!
superfluous says:
I guess none of you have a job, you're all still here. LOL
Sigh says:
Umm.......Superfluous, you were here sporadically also.....
Angietothemax says:
Yeah I was just being sarcastic or ironic. Didn't think my comment would cause a debate. That is so cool!
Captain Obvious says:
superfluous
hello, pot...this is kettle...
Yada says:
His baby is such a lovely baby.... She cracks me up eveytime I see her picture... Thanks for the pictures.. If you are interested in another fan forum, u r welcome to be a member here
http://celebgalaxy.proboards52.com/index.cgi
Clare says:
Look at Brad's bum as he peers into the tent..what a hot daddy. I'd like to hump him in that little pup tent..send Shiloh off with the nanny for a few hours while I rock her daddys world..Yummy
leshite says:
ooooh.....i could get used to this.
kira says:
I love this pic that is the most beautifuliest baby I've ever seen i think brad and angelina will spoil her rotten:)
kira says:
I love this pic that is the most beautifuliest baby I've ever seen i think brad and angelina will spoil her rotten:)
kira says:
I love this pic that is the most beautifuliest baby I've ever seen i think brad and angelina will spoil her rotten:)
kira says:
I love this pic that is the most beautifuliest baby I've ever seen i think brad and angelina will spoil her rotten:)