You know in high school when there's a talent or variety show or whatever and the slutty popular girls always do some kind of "dance" or "lipsynch" and inevitably it's an excuse to dress up like whores and entice boners in all the mouth-breathers who won't be able to sleep with them until the ten-year-reunion when they've just gotten divorced and have gained 50 lbs. and the aforementioned mouth-breathers own software companies and bang them SO F*CKING HARD that night and then leave a $5 on the nightstand as a joke and make a comment about "wow, you uh were the prettiest girl in high school" and they sorta emphasize "were" and then go back to their lives leaving the former popular girl feeling broken and alone? This reminds me of that. Except it's like they brought it back during the reunion and time has passed and it's second-rate and falling-off and laughable and Mommy, please put some pants on and make me some Tater Tots.
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TJ says:
I just burst out laughing at work after reading this. What a hoot!
hayleybopp
What a great way to start my Friday. You are too funny J!
Dish says:
Too hilarious!! You're so right on the money...as usual, you snarky goddess
Kelly says:
She needs to work on her wardrobe because Britney has no dress sense.
moxie crimefighter says:
seriously, i cringe looking at these photos. britbrit making a total ass out of herself. somebody make it STOP!
mel says:
I've read other comments about her "comeback concert", & this was the funniest, perfectly described version. I bow to you.
jil says:
"bang them SO F*CKING HARD that night"
You made my day, sir.
Linda says:
You are killing me.........Thanks for being you!
Laura says:
I thought the same thing about this!!! It looks just like a cheesy high school talent show.....nice choreography!!! With all that money she can't get a better routine/outfit/life?
kbcan says:
It's also a bit sad that you know Britney really cant do anything else than try to look sexy and dance and lip-sync. And by trying to recapture her image/popularity of her past, it does come across as a bit pathetic.
But she doesn't have the talent to do anything else. Did we really expect anything different? If she was really smart (yeah, right), she would go away for a while and give herself time to reinvent herself.
Look at Madonna -- she reinvented herself all the time, and wound up having a long career. Although Madonna has somewhat more talent and is infinitely smarter than Britney, so Britney better get a new manager/advisers pronto, because she definitely cant do this on her own.
love the brit says:
I went to the anaheim performance and the pics do not do her justice. She looked hot! and even though it was too short, it was worth it. The whole vibe was good and supportive. Haters will see someday. I don't care if she's not perfect. Who the hell is. Her costumes fit the performance.
Vote For Pedro says:
At first I thought it was that Run For School President dance scene scene from "Napoleon Dynamite"... oh wait it was, only this time with Britney as the lead.