BREAKING: Paris Hilton is Going to Jail!!!!!!

hahahaha serves her right!

Oh, no poor wonderful paris will go to jail.

It's not fair! This woman has given so much to society and this is the thanks she gets? She blessed us with her beauty, brains and class, and yet we don't return back the favor? Paris has been a role model for millions of girls around world. Her charity work has encouraged many to do more for others than themselves. Her exemplary behavior toward people of all races and economic levels, leaves humanity in amazement on how much good work she does.

I AM KIDDING!

This bitch is getting her Karma big time! AND she will be in jail during the SUMMER 2007 (June1-July 15)

Rich people days of getting away with things is OVER!

That'll learn ya!

She's a spoiled bitch! Sure her parents are upset, but they shouldn't be--they made her that way! Get a fucking job!

Everytime a herpes spreading, attention whore goes to jail and angel gets its wings.

Bravo, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer, bravo.

45 days-just enough to learn her a little humility. I applaud the judge for doing the right thing for the community, and strangely enough, even for Paris.

Next Case:
The State of California vs. Nicole Richie....

This sucks.

That prosecutor is a fucking peasant & so is the judge.

Kathy needs to hire some private investigators and tear their lives apart.

Enough of this legal bs... the law is worthless in L.A. County.

Later,
Tom

That is amazing and also a "coffee over the keyboard moment" I'm pleased I wasn't drinking coffee at the time.

Anyway I am happy she will be on prison, prepare to to be the new bitch on the block!

Man! I thought this day would never come. This is such a great Friday!!

That's HOT

hahahaha i love love love it.

Boo Hoo paris, thats what you get..well I guess the justice system does work sometimes..she thought she was above the law because of her name!

harsh? she got only half of the maximum penalty. considering that she blatantly broke her probation, i think this was pretty generous.

I also thought this day would never come...makes me happy that I voted for good old Rocky...mad dog prosecutor!

In honor of Mz Hilton's new slumber party plans I think I'll head to my favorite watering hole and have a couple of Incarcitinis!

I also thought this day would never come...makes me happy that I voted for good old Rocky...mad dog prosecutor!

In honor of Mz Hilton's new slumber party plans I think I'll head to my favorite watering hole and have a couple of Incarcitinis! (Of course, the cabfare will be worth it)

'paris has a new cell' tee.
http://moeschwag.com/pismyprbit.html

Best news EVER!!!!! I am going to throw a flipping kick ass cocktail party to celebrate. New Mexico peeps hit me up. I am going to invent a new drink for the occation! HOORAY! Ding Dong the Witch gets hers!

Justice still exists!

Showing up 10 minutes late to the hearing probably wasn't a good idea Paris "Lazy Eye" Hilton! You just gone and pissed off the judge even more and proved how little respect you have for the law.

Let's see who "Fire Crotch" really is after you spend 45 days in jail with some hard ass mamas! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Haha, I'm gonna visit Paris in jail and slip her a file inside a foot long hot dog like Pee Wee did for Mickey.

TeesMyBody.com $7.99 T-Shirts

Don't get your panties in a bunch people. I'd like nothing more than to see this pig Mussolini'd, but remember Michelle Rodriguez only served 2 hours. She'll get out after 1.

I never, ever thought this day would come. I'm so happy I actually did a little dance. I hope she learns something from this. First Joe Francis, now this. Makes me wonder what is in store for Nicole Richie.

complete and total Karmic satisfaction. I'm almost afraid to be too happy as Herpes Hilton will undoubtedly find some way to get(screw) out of it. And Tom Sederburg is a duche. any doubts, look at his myspace page. which i'm sure is what the attention whore had in mind when he left his comment.

As they say, everyones bill comes do. She is spoiled, self-absorbed and in denial about just how boring and shallow she and her friends are. What happened to the rich people who wanted to do good with their lives and their money.

This soft porn star finally is learning a life lesson that her parents never taught her - she is one of us, and not above the law.

Good for the judge. It's time celebrities pay for their own mistakes and be held accountable. What is wrong with her mother? It's clear why her daughter is in trouble. She certainly never stopped to gain control over her little darling.

If that was most of us we would have been in jail the second we were caught driving! She gets to check in for her 45 days when she is ready as long as it's within a certain date. Um yeah. Most people would have left the courtroom in handcuffs ready for the 45 days!

I don't feel bad for her at all. Maybe she can use the time to write some deep music to record when she gets out.

Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days
By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer
2 hours ago

LOS ANGELES - A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge, saying "there's no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed.

Hilton was among a series of witnesses who took the stand during the hearing. She testified she believed her license was initially suspended for 30 days and that she was allowed to drive for work purposes during the next 90 days.

She said that when an officer who stopped her in January made her sign a document stating her license was suspended, she thought he was mistaken and did not actually look at the document.

Also called to the stand was Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz. Hilton and her attorneys characterized Mintz as a liaison between Hilton and her lawyers.

Mintz testified that to his knowledge Hilton did not drive during the 30-day period. He said he then advised her that he believed her license was no longer suspended.

The judge called Mintz's testimony worthless and expressed disbelief at Hilton's lawyers.

"I can't believe that either attorney did not tell her that the suspension had been upheld," the judge said. "She wanted to disregard everything that was said and continue to drive no matter what."

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

Paris Hilton looked forward and didn't speak to news media as she left court. Her mother looked upset.

When a reporter asked what she thought of the judge's decision, a visibly angry Kathy Hilton responded: "What do you think? This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."

Defense attorney Howard Weitzman said he would appeal.

"I'm shocked, I'm surprised and really disheartened in the system that I've worked in for close to 40 years," Weitzman said.

He said the sentence was "uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous."

"I think she's singled out because of who she is," Weitzman said.

Hilton had arrived at the Metropolitan Courthouse 10 minutes late and ignored screams of photographers as she swept in with her attorneys, mother and father, Rick Hilton. Wearing a gray jacket and white shirt over black slacks and with a black headband on, she said nothing and appeared serious.

The celebrity case brought an unusual scene to the austere courthouse south of downtown in a commercial area. As if at a red carpet event, dozens of photographers and reporters lined up at the rear entrance. Yellow police tape substituted for velvet ropes.

Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.

She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program, are what landed the socialite back in court.

On Jan. 15, Hilton was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed her that she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging that she was not to drive, according to papers filed in Superior Court.

Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies stopped Hilton on Feb. 27 and charged her with violating her probation. Police said she was pulled over at about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.

Mintz said at the time Hilton wasn't aware her license was suspended. A copy of the document Hilton signed on Jan. 15 was found in the car's glove compartment, court papers say.

Hilton was also required to enroll in an alcohol education program by Feb. 12. As of April 17, she had not enrolled, prosecutors said.

Hilton, heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, first gained notoriety for her hard partying as a teen. She attracted worldwide attention when a sex tape she made with a boyfriend was released on the Internet.

She stars in the reality-TV series, "The Simple Life," now in its fifth season, with Nicole Richie. She appeared in the 2005 film, "House of Wax" and recently finished filming "The Hottie and the Nottie." She also is a handbag designer and has a namesake perfume.

Paris won't do jail time. or at least not much. but there will be negative legal and financial consequences for her as the fallout from all this. i can live with that.

as for Nicole Ritchie. i don't care how blonde she pretends to be, bottom line is she is Black -- she IS therefore going to jail.

You are all clearly jealous and full of envy of this pretty young girl. You feel great watching her fall. You can only dream of the lifestyle she has. Better yet, you cannot even imagine the life Paris has. All her life she has gotten everything she has ever wanted, not like the rest of people. That's why you are all so happy to see her come down like this. She is a nice girl that doesn't deserve 45 days in prison for enjoying life. Did she kill anyone? Nope. Did she hurt anyone? Nope. Low-lifes like you and the Judge cannot tolerate successful and happy persons. That is why you are so glad to step on Paris. But guess what? She is going to be out of there in 45 days partying in a 7 star hotel in Europe. Hehe.

I LOVE Paris Hilton. I don't think she should have to go to jail at all!!!! she should just pay 'em a bunch of money or something. She's not as shallow and horrible as some people think.

Zoombo, you are a fucking idiot! Paris is successful?!? WTF? What is your idea of success?She can't even graduate from high school, she is a national joke, she calls people niggers, she is an attention whore with an obvious personality disorder, she has absolutley NO empathy for anyone other than her own sorry ass, she could not support herself if her life depended on it, she has never had a job and never intends to do anything worthwhile, all she does is drink, fuck, drugs and shop, and everyone has watched her blow some guy on the internet. That is success?

Our society is going to hell in the proverbial handbasket when people look up to such worthless piece ofcrap. No, Zoombo, YOU are the one who wants her 'wonderful' life. That is why you admire her. Me? I do not have anywhere near the bank this bitch has, and I probably never will. But I have empathy, brains and I know how to work for what I have, and THAT is true success.

Oh, and your comments of 'Did she kill anyone?Did she hurt anyone?' are really lame. So what should we do? Wait until she DOES hurt or kill someone? And then still just slap her worthless little wrists? If you have ever lost a friend or loved on to a drunk driver, you would know how serious this crap is. Obviously, you don't have a clue.

I can't believe Parisite has fans! Who are these people? Hilton is a racict, elitist, prejudice, self-entitled whore who became famous from partying and screwing. Not someone worth defending. She still got off easy! I know non-famous people who have had to pay for their DUIs and trust me, even with the jail time she caught a break. If she was not famous, she would have already been in jail awaiting sentence without the possibilty of bail.

Nor can Mehtap! I want to say that your site better throughout the World Wide Web :)
Thank you. Keep it.

AAHAHAHAA!! Suckit bitch!!
She totally thought she could just do whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted. Never mind the fact that her license was suspended. "Rules are for the common folk."

"SmartyPants said:
Oh, and your comments of 'Did she kill anyone?Did she hurt anyone?' are really lame. So what should we do? Wait until she DOES hurt or kill someone? And then still just slap her worthless little wrists?
Posted on May 5, 2007 01:29 AM"

Damn well said! ...SmartyPants. Heh :)

Preach on SmartyPants!! She'll probably get another reality show out of this and make another million or ten but this has still made my day. And no, people who get DUI's shouldn't get away with it, even if they're despicable...I mean famous. How many times has she been caught on camera driving drunk, btw? And why are the super rich such horrible, worthless people? Anyway....Hahaha@"incarcitinis"

Good riddance to the boil on the arse of society.

With Paris in jail, who will feed Perez Hilton all his gossip?

I would dry my tears, but there aren't any. Mintz should go too, just for being such a tool.

Judge Michael T. Sauer is Hot

Nor can Mehtap! I want to say that your site better throughout the World Wide Web :)
Thank you. Keep it.

Nor can Mehtap! I want to say that your site better throughout the World Wide Web :)
Thank you. Keep it.

You know what the bible says:

A haughty spirit goes before a fall,
and pride goes before destruction.

I am so happy today. I woke with a feeling of great hope. Kathy Hilton was upset and her daughter, paris, is going to jail.

Ah...I feel so good today.

zoombojazz and ParisNicoleMileyFan Both of you say she is such a nice girl. She doesn't deserve this. Blah, blah, blah. Well, I am going to tell you she is NOT a nice girl. She is a spoiled little rich bitch. My husband was working for a hotel that she was staying at in Gettysburg, PA a few years back. When she got there she threw a huge fit and cussed at the manager when they charged her because she expected to stay for free. Doesn't matter they gave her a huge discount. Good for the manager that when Ms Paris did this she was informed that she would not only have to pay but she would have to pay full price. So anyway back to topic she's a bitch and I for one am glad this judge had the guts to teach her a life lesson. Maybe she will grow up. I just hope that the sentence is upheld through he lawyer's appeals.

Well, i'll believe it when i see her wearing an orange jumpsuit, no make-up, no blonde weave and doing (gulp) manual labor...but the day i see that, the planets will have aligned and all will be right with the world!!!

Although, i really can't imagine them putting her in general population. I mean, she has pubicly said WAY too many stupid things to be even remotely safe...not that it would be great loss...

I love the fact that Kathy Hilton screamed "You're dispicable!" to the prosecutor after the sentencing.

The rich really do have the strangest ideas...public whoreing, drugs and drunk driving...ok....but sentencing a spoiled, drunken bigot, well thats just too much!

I don't care if she was my kid, i'd have cut her brake lines after the homemade porn hit the net.

Wow Paris has done it again. She's going to jail. I knew she would end up there. For more exclusive info, Just Log On!!! http://www.kiisfm.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104668&article=2077151

yeah the good news is that she is going to jail, the bad news is that no doubt she'll have to be isolated from the rest of humanity doing their time because they will all want to line up and slap the girl silly till all the cows want to go home.
oh yeah uh HUH

Who cares if she does not help society why should she get a job people are their to take care of themselves. She did not make them poor she is no ones role model she is her own person. Wow spoiled spending daddies money how the hell is that an insult.SO the people who take charity are spoiled people taking rich peoples money.

am sure this will do her the world of good!

http://www.the-chicboutique.co.uk check this great site girls!

okay.. like first of all, believe it or not, this is me, Paris, and I feel awful reading all this terrible comments. why is everyone happy just because I'm going to jail? I mean.. I don't even think i'm going if you ask me.. and like did I do anything to you guys?! LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE.. give me some privacy and respect, and leave my mom out of this

Uh, 'Paris', if you want respect, you have to earn it. And that is something you will never get by acting in the entitled, irresponsible, slutty way you do.

Poor little rich girl Paris,jail is not as bad as being found DEAD from a drug overdose in a toilet like lohan WILL BE someday.

Well thats just great? These friggin commie Liberal Judges will let off a 9 year old child rapist, get their buddies kids off from going to jail, and yet somehow it's okay to lock Paris Hilton up? For what?

Well thats just great? These friggin commie Liberal Judges will let off a 9 year old child rapist, get their buddies kids off from going to jail, and yet somehow it's okay to lock Paris Hilton up? For what?

Well thats just great? These friggin commie Liberal Judges will let off a 9 year old child rapist, get their buddies kids off from going to jail, and yet somehow it's okay to lock Paris Hilton up? For what?

Well thats just great? These friggin commie Liberal Judges will let off a 9 year old child rapist, get their buddies kids off from going to jail, and yet somehow it's okay to lock Paris Hilton up? For what?

Well thats just great? These friggin commie Liberal Judges will let off a 9 year old child rapist, get their buddies kids off from going to jail, and yet somehow it's okay to lock Paris Hilton up? For what?

Wow! America just keeps getting dumber, doesn't it? Which is why Paris has fans! Let's explain to Nick here why Paris is going to jail (he obviously needs help, as he posted the same post 5 times!)
Nick, in the event that you are unaware, it is illegal to drive drunk. And then it is still illegal to drive with a suspended license, twice after you got it suspended from driving drunk, which is what Paris did.
And if you are still stupid enough to think driving drunk is ok, then ya need to start hanging out with Paris, who is so self absorbed she does not ever think about all the people she endangered, she just thinks of herself.

A friend of my mothers lost her entire family to a drunk driver, including her 1 year old grand son. She has never gotten over it and never will. All people care about is her going to jail? I am glad she didn't hurt or kill anybody, but this stuff is only going to give her more attention.

people on her side say she's only being sentenced because of who she is. are you fucking kidding me? if she got off easy that would be because of who she is. HAHAHAHAH

Okay, so how does that talentless piece of trash Brandy get away with actually KILLING someone, and Paris, scapegoat of the entertainment world must go to jail. Those dykes are going to eat her alive in the slammer!!!!!!

SHE DESERVES THIS!!!!
SHE DESERVES THIS!!!!
SHE DESERVES THIS!!!!
long time ago she had to be in JAIL!! that's your place Hilton!

To n27: yes we're all so jaleous to be on the beach while lil princess is behind the bars. Im so mad and frustrated!
U r the real redneck as the only 7 star hotel in the world is in Dubai, not Europe.

A classic jail catch phrase: I am who I am, innocent. Yes Paris, they all are.

Paris Hilton is a "little girl!" What 26-year old has both of their parents go to a court hearing with them! Not to mention, Paris showed up at least 10 minutes late to the hearing-wow-I bet that impressed the judge! Paris's mom is a "joke!" If Paris killed someone from drunk driving, her mother would say, "This is a joke! Who cares, it is NOT like they were important," and Paris would say, "I am so sorry, I am so sorry, I did not know drinking could lead to anything bad!" It makes me sick that her mom supports drivers, like the drunken asshole who killed my best friend in a car crash a year ago. Personally, I hope Paris shows up late, so she gets 90 days in jail! I do not understand why people "praise" Paris, as if she is some sort of god-she has done NOTHING for anyone, but herself. It is disgusting how she spends $3,000 on a freaking purse, while people is Africa are lucky if they get a meal a day! Isn't it ironic how people who are multi-millionaires like the Hilton's cannot afford to donate their money to feed the hungry or use their leisure time to help out a soup kitchens, however, us, working-class can do both! What is our world coming to?

Paris Hilton is a "little girl!" What 26-year old has both of their parents go to a court hearing with them! Not to mention, Paris showed up at least 10 minutes late to the hearing-wow-I bet that impressed the judge! Paris's mom is a "joke!" If Paris killed someone from drunk driving, her mother would say, "This is a joke! Who cares, it is NOT like they were important," and Paris would say, "I am so sorry, I am so sorry, I did not know drinking could lead to anything bad!" It makes me sick that her mom supports drivers, like the drunken asshole who killed my best friend in a car crash a year ago. Personally, I hope Paris shows up late, so she gets 90 days in jail! I do not understand why people "praise" Paris, as if she is some sort of god-she has done NOTHING for anyone, but herself. It is disgusting how she spends $3,000 on a freaking purse, while people is Africa are lucky if they get a meal a day! Isn't it ironic how people who are multi-millionaires like the Hilton's cannot afford to donate their money to feed the hungry or use their leisure time to help out a soup kitchens, however, us, working-class can do both! What is our world coming to?

You know...I think anyone that says she deserves going to jail is full of themeselves, jealous of a girl who is famous, pretty and verrry rich! Just go back to your pathetic miserable lives and stop being so jealous. It must make you all so happy to see this girl suffer...you all are pathetic!!!