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OMG, don't look now, but I think Mr. Big just ate Jack Sparrow. I kid! He actually looks pretty normal in the pics with the parrot. It's the one where he's wearing the Hootie and the Blowfish lead-singer hat where it looks like he's carrying something of a pony keg. But seriously, the man looks so ridiculously happy with that bird, that I'd hate to distract from his good times with a poke at his belly. And besides, maybe he was just retaining water. I'm no stranger to that affliction.

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13 Comments

May 4, 2007 8:39 AM

I loved him on SATC..he must have gotten lazy...I don't get to watch his new show..

Come on ASL, let's not go the way of Perez and be mean. I know Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a parrot, but you don't have to rub her beak in it.

Loved him in SATC too, always looked so handsome in his suits...I would have ridden in his limo...not so much now though.

May 4, 2007 9:57 AM

Are you sure that's not Mr. Big but a beach wale?

May 4, 2007 9:57 AM

Are you sure that's not Mr. Big but a beached whale?

Loved Loved him on SATC!!!! Hate to tell you ladies but that is what MOST not all 45 year old men look like. For some reason there isnt alot of Brads and Georges running around.

The more important question is where was he and who was he with????

May 4, 2007 10:24 AM

The guys middle age why wouldn't he have a middle age spread

I loved him in SATC but that vein in his arm is very gross

May 4, 2007 11:12 AM

He looks pretty normal for a 53 year-old man to me... Well better than most 53 year-old men I know actually. I think he's still a great looking guy and charismatic in every role he plays.. I sort of love the fact that he looks "average" in a swimsuit :)

May 4, 2007 11:26 AM

I dig the retro Pan-Am bag. Not sure about the swim trunks.

F--- yeah man, he's totally wastin' away again in Margaritaville.

Seriously, this is pretty much the perfect picture for a sunny Friday!

May 5, 2007 1:21 AM

Okay, who the hell cares if he's not going to be on the cover of GQ with his shirt off. Which of you obese Americans is? Face it, he's a middle-aged guy with a middle-aged guy's body. He's no different than most of us - no wait he's still probably way less underweight than most of us. If people aren't complaining that Kira Knightley is underweight then they're complaining that Chris Noth is overweight. Ridiculous! And people wonder why Americans have so many body issues.

May 6, 2007 7:54 PM

A week ago an article appeared in a Windsor, Canada paper that Mr. Noth recently gave his girlfriend Tara Wilson money to build a small restaurant...and that Ms. Wilson is now living in Los Angeles. Last year also around May photogs captured Noth and Wilson together on holiday in Hawaii. This holiday I only see Noth with a parrot. BTW, I like his dumb swim trunks.

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