Elliot Mintz Has Paris Incarcerated, Calls It A Day

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You know he was through with her crap, especially when she blamed him for her going to jail. Wouldn't it be maniacal if it WAS him and he planned the whole thing? Elliot Mintz has resigned as Paris' mouthpiece/damage controller/whipping boy .

In court Friday, Paris claimed that it was Elliot who had mistakenly assured her she was able to drive, even though she had a suspended license. The judge, however, didn't buy her claim, and sent her to the slammer.

TMZ contacted Mintz Sunday evening, who issued the following statement:

The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys......I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.


You know he was laughing so hard that he was crying as he typed that out. He's already drawn little bars over every picture he has of her. Sure, he might end up as the spokesperson for the Snapple Lady. Or Yahoo Serious. But this was worth it. He really took one for the team. He took that job and shoved it!






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7 Comments

May 7, 2007 9:38 AM

If by maniacal you mean magical, then yes. Yes it was.

May 7, 2007 10:37 AM

Paris,

Do us ALL a favor ....

DISAPPEAR and STFU!

Elliot if you did indeed set her up...TOUCHE'!!!

Is it wrong that I erupt in a fit of giggles every time I picture Paris in "county jail orange" amidst a group of "intrigued" female inmates... heheheheheheheeeeeeeeeee!!!

May 7, 2007 10:41 AM

You say its your fault and not Paris'. Liar liar pants on fire! Oops, thats about Paris again.

I'm tempted to get his work address and send a 'thank-you' postcard.

May 7, 2007 11:42 AM

you know ole elliot's taking the "blame" is his last-ditch effort to win back her affections...er, the millions of dollars that slut has to have paid him over the years to cover up all the stupid crap she's done.

i'm still a little curious as to why she sought legal advice from her publicist/pr guy when she should have been seeking legal advice from...well, i don't know, her lawyer maybe?

May 7, 2007 1:38 PM

Elliot the ass-kisser! His retarded client should have known better. I guess she is too stupid to be sure to double check her important business affairs. She has the IQ of a shrimp!

If Elliot was smart he would be glad to not be associated with her. He didnt do anything anyway besides look like an ass-kisser by her side, and release meaningless statements.

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