(Flynet)
I know that's not the nicest headline, and it's all in good fun here at ASL. But I hope she at least gets menaced by someone of the ethnicity she was mocking in that footage. Make her flinch in the yard or something. In the yard, Paris is going to be in the yard. Does that delight everyone else as well? Anyway, where she's going isn't anything like the Hilton. Hee.
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton better watch her back in the Century Regional Detention Facility, visitors who were at the jail yesterday warned."If you act like you're all high-class and uppity," Denise Chavis said, "you're done."
"My ex-wife got beat up and got a black eye in this place," said a man, who declined to give his name out of fear of retribution against the woman.
And Hilton better hope the inmates don't remember the videotape broadcast widely on YouTube that shows her mocking Jewish and African-American people. "She better learn to bite her tongue," he said.
If she does report to the jail, Hilton will likely be living in a one- or two-person cell and segregated from the general population for her safety as a high-profile inmate.
A woman who gave her name only as Melanie and whose mother is in the jail on a narcotics charge said Hilton better thank her lucky stars for the extra security.
She said the general population showers together and that a large group of "very masculine lesbians" prey on them.
HAH! Evil prison dykes, like in the movies! Keep reading for more (plus more photos) about why you don't want to violate your parole agreement by being a stupid bitch.
Hilton will have to say "goodbye" to dye jobs and cosmetics and "hello" to five-minute showers once a day.Her friends and family will only be able to talk to her through glass and her phone calls will be made on the jail's closely monitored pay phones.
In the big house, Paris will have to make two pairs of socks, one bra, two pairs of panties and two blue jumpsuits last for a week.
"You have to take your underwear and wash them out in the shower," said Chavis, whose sister has been in the jail for the past month on a stolen car charge. "The only thing you're allowed for makeup is a lipliner."
Nick DiOrio said that his 40-year-old girlfriend is currently in the jail. "She says she'd rather be in state prison than be here," he said. "This is worse."
God, what would I do with only lip-liner? I think the image of Paris washing her panties out in the prison shower is pretty much like the picture of the flag-raising at Iwo Jima, or the first man on the moon. It should be cast in bronze and exhibited for all eternity.
(Flynet)
Kathy says:
I bet she only showers once a week, 'cause she's gotta do it under the watchful eyes of her security guards!
Just imagine how lonely she will be because she's "famous"! Solitary to keep her out of the general population has gotta suck. Hope she likes to read!
SmartyPants says:
How much ya wanna bet that Mommy and Daddy will get her out of this because, you know, she is way, way better than those jailbirds. She is an heiress, ya know!
I do not have any faith in the American justice system, not when it comes to rich, famous law breaking jerks. Remember, O.J. Simpson is still playing golf.
TammyV says:
The judge took that into account when he passed sentence, directly banning her from slipping into the pay-to-stay cush jails.
I can't see there being ANY way for to avoid this. The appeal process will take longer then her 45 days and I can't them giving her an emergency appeal given there is no new information and she was sentenced for violating her parole, not wrongly convicted.
Sanjayan says:
I know that the "ladies" of Century Regional will definitely make Paris feel at home. Her digs don't look so bad either. Take a look:
http://www.thenewsroom.com/details/276328/Entertainment
Loob says:
"Anyway, where she's going isn't anything like the Hilton. Hee."
Actually, it kind of is. The Hilton is the very worst hotel I've ever stayed at, and that's covering 17 years worth of occasional (no other choice) visits, in several States, in two countries.
As a Public Service Announcement, I'd like to advise everyone that they would have a better time at one of those truckstop Bates Motels. Trust me, I've done the appropriate compare and contrast. :)
dancer4life says:
As much as I am enjoying the delight of Paris Hilton going to jail lets remember, this is only 45 days in County Jail, we need 2 more DUI convictions within the next 7 years to send her to PRISON. Yet we can relish the fact that anytime she is even near an illegal activity in California during her probation (and is caught. sentenced etc.), she'll go to jail for 45 days. It is this little footnote that screwed her this time and will probably get her again if she doesn't get someone to read her the FULL court judgement. I only hope she doesn't makea movie about her jail time.
dancer4life says:
As much as I am enjoying the delight of Paris Hilton going to jail lets remember, this is only 45 days in County Jail, we need 2 more DUI convictions within the next 7 years to send her to PRISON. Yet we can relish the fact that anytime she is even near an illegal activity in California during her probation (and is caught. sentenced etc.), she'll go to jail for 45 days. It is this little footnote that screwed her this time and will probably get her again if she doesn't get someone to read her the FULL court judgement. I only hope she doesn't makea movie about her jail time.
Socialite God says:
I don't understand why everybody feels it is ok to make fun of these celebrities and socialites the way they are. There is nothing funny about Paris Hilton going to jail! It is devistating! She is just a regular person like everybody else, just with a much more intresting life than all of you people who thinks shes dumb. She is no dummy by far! Hello, she gets millions of dollars just by showing up to events and using her name. The losers who make fun of her need to get lifes and move on! Paris Hilton is a socialite goddess and doesn't deserve to be in jail. She should be on Robertson Boulevard shopping at Kitson and Madison.
helen says:
You are all such lowlifes to pick on Paris Hilton out of your jealousy of her good fortune heiress birthright and that her parents love her so much and are still together after all these years. Obviously the people who feel the need to ditch her didn't have parents who loved them as much, or each other, what's the matter were you guys all breast fed by your noncommital fathers? You might want to ponder that the next time you are lying on your asses in the bed of one of her family's Hilton hotels. Why according to your "noble" principles are you not ditching Daniellynn, Anna Nicole's child, by the same token, she is an heiress too? Afraid of retaliation from Larry Birkhead? Or are you just waiting for the right time to show her your "real love" the way you showed Paris..when will it come? Age 13, 18,..21? It would be kinder if you showed her right off the bat, than pretending to love her only to ditch her later on. I wonder if they would all pick on her as much if she had a penis, because apparently Stavros is an heir too, and he does not get called a male whore, a bimbo nor is he subject to so much venom as she. Some of the jealous faggot ass posters on here don't know how to channel their testosterone into something constructive instead to fulfill their need to prove to themselves that they are male. But you know what, you all deserve to be the petty jealous people you are for your meanness, you only make yourselves miserable, Paris already has had a much better life than all of you put together (it's because at her core she is not basically mean and petty like you guys) and that's something that you can never take away from her because it has already happened. Even if she does go through jail she will only come out the same way and even more happy and beautiful..it's in her genes and the blueprint of her soul..the only way for you guys to be truly happy is to open your dark hearts to love and that's something that only you can ultimately do, not Paris or anyone else for you, although they may try to help. I know I would trust her to rescue and care well for injured animals and good people but I wouldn't trust you hateful people.