I love how her sunglasses seem to expand, the more she pouts. Although it looks like (surprise, surprise) the amount of days Paris Hilton is expected to actually be spending in jail for her DUI situation is dwindling by the minute. Now, the flighty heiress is more likely to be behind bars for about three weeks, as opposed to the 45 days to which she was initially sentenced. L.A. County sheriff rep, Steve Whitmore, indicated the fact that the county is pretty much maxed out on space for inmates, along with the whole "good behavior" thing, are two major factors determining Hilton's ultimate time spent in jail.
"It's possible that it could be 21 days, 23 days. It's a complicated formula that the state sets down. It's possible that she could do less time," Whitmore told The Associated Press.As for overcrowding, "our jail is bursting at the seams" and some women inmates have been released after serving only 10 percent of their sentence, Whitmore said.
Whitmore was also quick to point out that Hilton's celebrity status would have little or no bearing on her status as an inmate.
"She will be treated like any other inmate who's classified as a low-level security risk," Whitmore told the Los Angeles Times, which first reported the development on its Web site.Whatever. I'm totally resigning myself to the fact that she's probably going to spend about half an hour changing out of one of her many new "sober person" suits, into an orange jumpsuit, before changing back into her favorite party dress and then promptly getting wasted and running over some pedestrians on her way to the nearest Del Taco, whilst tossing her panties out the window.
(Flynet)
Charlotte says:
Her legs are gross... that last picture is going to give me nightmares. Have her scrawny legs always been so bony and pointy or is that just because she's given up alcohol? :P
Matthew Kim says:
OMGOSH! You're freaking halarious! I love your site!
caroline says:
Bullshit. Somebody paid off somebody else and now that bitch is getting off easy.
Kare Bear says:
Lifestyles of the rich & shameless it's really pathetic who the system works for and how. This is a travesty to our criminal justice system. If this were you or I the regular everyday people then we be serving our time already. It's sickening how money buys everything. No lesson learned here except that she's a Hilton & she will always get over in society.
SmartyPants says:
Here is what I predict (and I really hope that it does not happen):
She obviously has an alcohol problem. Who knows how many times she drove drunk without getting caught? She will NEVER learn her lesson, as so many hope she will. She is incapable of learning it, because she is dumber than hell, and also because she has Narcissistic Personality Disorder and so she does not give a rat's ass about anyone except herself.
She will probably hurt or kill somebody someday, and then of course, people will really be upset about it, and yet she STILL will not be held accountable. Sad world we live in.
silvarga says:
SmartyPants is right, there will be some tragic end involved (most likely coinciding with this decade)
and then the celebutard backlash will come and wash this whole "famous for being famous" thing out of favor.
yaya says:
I just want to know where she gets the sunglasses!!! I love them!!