Lohan Turbo-Parties

Lindsay really went for it in the Bahamas this past weekend . Has Wonderland Rehab closed their doors by now or what? She is not an excellent advertisement for whatever they're doing over there. Do they hand you a bag of crack as you leave? Is it a matter of advising you to do lots of booze and drugs so you eventually get tired of it and stop?

"Lindsay Lohan landed in the Bahamas Friday, and while she wouldn't speak with reporters all weekend, she was a force on the island nonetheless.

After taking in a Janet Jackson concert Friday night, she partied at Atlantis' Aura nightclub until the wee hours. The actress started the evening sipping water, but much later was seen with a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other.

In her roped-off VIP section, she got very cozy with beau Calum Best, a hot model in the U.K. The smell of marijuana wafted through the area. Best shared whatever he was smoking with Fantastic Four star Chris Evans, who nodded and held his breath before exhaling. (The next day, when asked about the scene, Evans said, "Goodness gracious. No comment.")

Chris Evans is smoking. And I don't mean whatever he was passing that night. Seriously, in Fantastic Four when he's running around in that incredibly formfitting spandex suit and then all naked with just something wrapped around his waist? Crap movie, marvelous eye candy. And he's from my area. Chris, if you ever need help with the chest waxing or whatever - look me up. I'm available. I could write more shit about Lohan but this isn't Choose Your Own Adventure. You know what time it is with that tramp.

(Flynet)

Many more photos of Lindsay Lohan strutting her stuff in her bikini on the Bahamas' beaches after the jump.