
Here is Miss (Drunken) America in her best swimwear competition suit. See what the Editors have to say after the jump.
J.Harvey: She needs some bigger candy dishes. Ugh.
Lisa: Tara looks down at her boobs, who seem hell-bent on jumping ship and firmly instructs them, "Behave! I'm trying to have a conversation with this nice gentleman. Can you two please just hold still for five minutes? When we get home, you can go crazy."
Cara: Dear God, that poor over worked prostitute...oh that is Tara? Ah, same difference.

































Amber Speed says:
This picture is months old.
damnit guys.
Anon says:
Guys, that pic's from early April ...
Cara says:
Yes, I know shameful to dig back for some "Fashion Disasters." Server issues through the day had me scampering for a photo. But thanks for understanding! Check back tomorrow for some better disasters. Pray for someone to wear a fanny pack or over-alls.
Cheers!
Lisa says:
Never thought I'd see a celeb look like me in a bikini! I just eat and don't exercise though, not had some dodgy backstreet lipo...
amanda says:
this pic is oooooooold
hmweis1 says:
Okaaay, the pic is old....CALM DOWN folks!