Whitney Sober

Share     

Whitney Houston 051507
(Flynet)

Fox News had reported that Whitney Houston was all done up again at Stevie Wonder's concert in the Bahamas this past weekend. Her record label is denying it. Was everyone on Earth in the Bahamas? How come I never get invites to this shit? I got invited to one celebrity gathering and I ended up not being on the list at first which sent me into a damn panic and then a hooker stole my wallet. F*cking hooker. Whitney wouldn't have stood for that. Whitney would have tracked her down and beat her ass. While wearing the only $30,000 fur coat that she hadn't sold for rock, yet. Then she would have stopped at a Vegas gas station in the early A.M. for some Fiddle Faddle and a Tab whilst nonchalant about being covered in hooker blood. And then would have posed for pictures with fans! This is old Whitney I'm talking about. New Whitney is getting divorced from her trashbag husband and making a new album - as clean as a whistle. This is what Roger Friedman at Fox News had to say:

Whitney Houston is straight as an arrow, not doing drugs and working hard in the studio. That's the word from her record company Monday in response to my weekend report from the Bahamas that the recovering singer looked red-eyed and stoned at Stevie Wonder's spectacular birthday concert.

Let's take Whitney and her reps at their word. Why not? The goal here is to see Houston back in business, healthy and restored to her former vibrancy pre-Bobby Brown. If it's happening, and her appearance and attitude belie it, well, what the heck.

By the way, the "older man" who was described as Whitney's constant companion over the weekend was her brother Gary, a former drug addict who's been clean for some time, a source says, and is also committed to his sobriety.


Oh, you know she called him and threatened to kill him and he's backpedaling like a mofo right now. Go on, Whitney. We love you high or sober. You're the Greatest Love of All. Don't give Bobby a damn thing.




1 Comments

May 15, 2007 3:51 PM

fiddle faddle and a tab!!!! love u j harvey!

Leave a comment


Type the characters you see in the picture above.

Archive


Top Stories

Twilight Saga

THE TWILIGHT SAGA ARCHIVES

Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Kristen Stewart | Twilight | New Moon | Eclipse | Breaking Dawn | Alex Meraz | Kellan Lutz | Jackson Rathbone | Nikki Reed | Ashley Greene | Peter Facinelli | Cam Gigandet | Rachelle Lefevre | Dakota Fanning | Xavier Samuel | Bryce Dallas Howard | Christian Serratos | Elisabeth Reaser | Jack Houston

Hot Photos













Latest Stories on Celebuzz
PHOTO GALLERY: Twilight & True Blood Vegas Halloween

PHOTO GALLERY: Twilight & True Blood Vegas Ha

PHOTO GALLERY: Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Are

Miley Cyrus Gives T-Squared Her Blessing

Read More On Celebuzz

Popular Tags

About ASL

Socialite Life provides your recommended daily dose of celebrity gossip, photos, & media speculation - brought to you in digestible bites. To be enjoyed with a martini (and with a sense of humor).

Managing Editor: Michael Prieve
Editors: Lisa Timmons and Miu von Furstenberg
Media Producer: Wayne Ford
Interns: Bailey Edwards, Jessika Marie, Kelly Lynch, Michelle Berger, Nadia Stuart, Nicole Steadman, Ricky Anderson, Lizzie B Vicious, Shania Gopen, Priscilla Rios, Samantha Eng

Got a hot tip for Socialitelife?
Email us at tips.socialitelife@gmail.com
Send us a tip via AIM

Follow us on Twitter, and check out our Facebook page.

FEEDS
Atom, RSS 1.0, RSS 2.0

Copyright © 2009
Fameish Media, LLC & A Socialite's Life.

Categories












































































































































































































































































































blog advertising
is good for you

blog advertising
is good for you

blog advertising
is good for you

More fun sites