There is little to her disaster, but it's a disaster nonetheless. As always the Editors' barbs and quick wit commentaries are after the jump.
Lisa: I have no idea how the sketches for my future wedding dress ended up in Jodie Marsh's hot little hands. Needless to say, I'm pissed that my thunder has been effectively stolen.
J.Harvey: Why wasn't this on the cover of some of the more high-end fashion magazines? Shouldn't this classy and incredibly sophisticated piece of couture be celebrated? What a revelation of elegance this broad is. I hope she's been sterilized.
Cara: I shudder to think of what kind of strain those two belts are under. Clever to use belts as a makeshift bra in a jam. I am assuming she lost her top in a bet at some frat party over who could drink the most shots . Oh, she is intentionally doing this? I hate that. When women strip down to their belts and tube socks for attention and then bitch about men objectifying them. Oh, she is that British chippy who boinked Calum Best, enjoyed a "threesome relationship" and hopes for a five-some soon? Well then...cheers to sluts!
King Smart Ian
Is the issue that she's wearing white before Memorial Day?
mel says:
That's a classy look. At least the groom(?) would not have any buttons or whatever to rip off her. At the same time, he might have a look at her stumbling between the bar tables & have the crap scared out of him & he realizes what he may be in for.
Jane says:
Girlfriend needs to get a waist before she wears an outfit like that. She's shaped like a hotdog with boobs.
Renee says:
Oops. Looks like the editors of playboy magazine let this one out into the public.. hahahah