The Army's telling Prince Harry to lay off the club scene . I think a drunken Harry is a better Harry. How dare they? How's he going to do that thing straight guys occasionally do where they hook up with other guys when they're drunk if he can't booze it up? And then they offer up that "oh man, I was so wasted last night, huh? I have no friggin' clue what I did or anything" statement. Heh. Sure ya don't, Harry.
The party-loving Army officer -- still shattered after being told he will not be joining his men in Iraq -- has been ordered to "lie low" while his unit is away. He was given a pep talk by Royal and military advisers who fear a terrible backlash if the Prince is pictured boozing in London while soldiers from his Blues and Royals squadron are under fire.And a Royal source said yesterday:
"It has been made clear that these drunken nights out are strictly off limits. Harry totally accepts how bad it would look for him to be out enjoying himself while others risk their lives."
Seriously, some of them think it's not gay if you don't kiss. I got news for ya, guy. And howabout...what, yeah the actual news part is over. Sorry, this became a tangent while you were reading.
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Ronald says:
How's he going to do that thing straight guys occasionally do where they hook up with other guys when they're drunk if he can't booze it up?
I think the correct term for it is "gaysted" = "gay wasted". :D