Thursday night, I attended the Playboy June Issue Party hosted by the 2007 Playmate of the Year, Sara Jean Underwood at The Garden of Eden in Hollywood. I used to go to the Garden of Eden years ago, so I was surprised when I got there that the place hasn't changed at all. I mean, it wouldn't hurt them to throw some new paint on the walls, or buy some new furniture. Ikea's not expensive, y'all. Yeah, that's how exciting this event was. I was checking out the furniture.
The party was OK, as you've probably guessed by now. Sara Jean Underwood showed up fashionably late with a couple of body guards that followed her around while she snapped pictures with fans. Since she was so late, I expected her to look A LOT better than she did. She seemed like she had been at home watching TV and suddenly remembered she had this engagement, rolled off the couch, brushed the crumbs off her lap from the TV dinner she'd been picking at and showed up. I know she's a Playmate and it doesn't matter what she is wearing, but still. If you're day job is to be beautiful, by God, run a comb through ya weave before you step out!
More on the sad little party that couldn't, plus more photos, after the jump...
The crowd was just as disappointing as the event. The only "celebrity" that was there was Sara Jean. I don't even think the June Playmate ever showed up, or any other Playmates, for that matter. Not even Bridget, Holly or Kendra!
Oh well, tomorrow night I'll be checking into the Stoli Hotel. Hopefully, I'll have a better time. I wonder instead of leaving chocolates on the pillows in the room, they leave little mini bottles of Stolichnaya. I can only hope the vodka fairy hears my prayers...
bbunny says:
After bashing this event, I don't think you'll have to worry about being invited to any other Playboy parties...