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Even though John Mayer was spotted keeping the company with a new girl last Thursday, inside sources still suspect that he and Simpson will continue their on-again, off-again relationship for at least a little while longer. But until they're on again, John Mayer seems to be enjoying spending his time at Stereo in NYC, distracting himself by "hitting on every super-skinny girl there," according to a Rush & Molloy tipster, "and only the really skinny ones." And apparently, these two love breaking up and then making up, spills a recording industry insider.
In fact, says a music-business source, "they've broken up about a dozen times this year, and they've always come back together. They're adorable together."Yeah, if adorable is supposed to make you feel like gouging out your eyes to keep from gagging. Whoah, that was harsh, but you get the picture. I find them slightly annoying. But it's not like they're actually listening to me, because their reasoning behind the break-ups is more based on Mayer's distaste for Jessica's outfits and their busy work schedules. However, it seems like they're unable to completely get out of each other's lives just yet, with People reporting that the two are staying in contact via e-mail. I guess those boobies of hers just have a gravitational pull he just can't deny. I wish he'd put that line in a song.
More photos of Jessica Simpson in France after the jump.
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AJ says:
"Yeah, if adorable is supposed to make you feel like gouging out your eyes to keep from gagging"
Well written, I absolutely agree - together they cannot possibly be good for their Q-rating. John Mayer is just slimey...and Jessica, well...eventually she may be likeable again. However, her ability to throw away the concept of women being intelligent makes me vomit...
Zekers says:
He and Jessica seem way too immature to have a 'real' relationship; really, they both strike me as having a maturity level of an early teen. Makes me wonder where Mayer's lyrics come from...
newfgirl says:
I think lately his "lyrics" have been coming from his crotch.
Zekers says:
Ever notice that Joe Simpson (in the pic above) always dresses like a 15 y/o boy? Always with the rocker t-shirt and distressed jeans...he is a very creepy man.
newfgirl says:
Creep with a capital C... he makes my skin crawl. You'd think a 26 year old woman would have sense enough to tell him to go get stuffed, "manager" or not. Like I said... CREEPY!!!
lookwhaticando says:
So whenever John wants a piece of new tail, he just breaks up with Jessica, has his fun on the town, then when he done having his girl chasing fun, its back to the bubble head, Way to go jessica, You don't disappoint me in the what a creepy fool catagory
Linda B says:
I think John Mayer spends alot of time being high and when he isn't he thinks "what the hell is SHE doing in my bed"? He is a slimeball with a huge cartoon head that scares me.