Britney Spears was knocking back the shots the other night in Miami at Mansion. I would be, too. Those extensions look painful. Remind me, if I ever get cracked out, to kick it on my own. I think rehab is just a resort for attention whores.
Again, with backup dancers, Spears moved into the VIP room and settled down with several bottles of Grey Goose and champagne. Spears was doing shots. "Lots of them," says our source. Purple Hooter Shots, in fact---part vodka, Chambord and 7-Up.She also visited the private VIP bathroom several times. "Like 80 times," says one spy.
Either that's one patient spy, or Britney has a urinary infection or that person is given to hyperbole or Brit was hoovering up the yey like a champ. But why doesn't it shock me that she was doing something called "Purple Hooter" shots? She might as well cash in all her white trash chips and set up a moonshine still in the VIP area. Just let it all hang out, honey. Get a Confederate flag tattoo and a hunting rifle while you're at it, Yosemite Sam!
(Flynet)
Zekers says:
J., you forgot the pick up truck with the gun rack to hang the rifle! YeHa! I wish someone would take Britney away, clean her up and teach her some life skills...
jesse d says:
Nope, no way. I pray each & every night for Britney to stay just the way she is. It's too damn amusing for her to get cleaned up. What else would we have to b*tch about?? I'm sick n tired of the Brangelunatics & the Annistonites hashing that tired old scenario out. And besides, Britney is just plain funnier. Keep it up girl.
Ani says:
I've had purple hooter shooters before... they're freaking AMAZING. :)
stephanie says:
hey what the heck is up with all the southern jokes im from alabama and just because we are from the south doesn't mean we dont have any sense.
stephanie says:
hey what the heck is up with all the southern jokes im from alabama and just because we are from the south doesn't mean we dont have any sense.
stephanie says:
hey what the heck is up with all the southern jokes im from alabama and just because we are from the south doesn't mean we dont have any sense.
stephanie says:
hey what the heck is up with all the southern jokes im from alabama and just because we are from the south doesn't mean we dont have any sense.