Paris Hilton Finds God

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And I was sure that she thought Jesus was just the guy she did in the bathroom at Bungalow 8 last Christmas. Little did I know that Paris was an undercover devout Christian. How do I know this? Well, because she was carrying around some books that indicated as much. Just like the time when I realized she was a serious actress. Most recently, she was very conspicuously seen toting two tomes when she headed out the house yesterday: the Bible and "The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment."

Hmm, I wonder if the people she pays to read things for her thought it would be a funny little joke to put these in her hands on her way out the door as payback for her BS excuse for driving with a suspended license. That is, if they were actually working that day.

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15 Comments

May 22, 2007 3:51 PM

one word-----Plublicity

May 22, 2007 3:55 PM

Correction....pulblicity, man i hate being sick messess everything up.

May 22, 2007 4:17 PM

She should be stoned in the middle of downtown LA for this.

May 22, 2007 4:25 PM

the Power of NOW by eckhart tolle is an EXCELLENT book and i would recommend anyone check it out... who cares if paris hilton is reading it, in fact, good for her!

May 22, 2007 4:27 PM

the books are even posing

May 22, 2007 4:45 PM

At least she has people that can read it to her.

May 22, 2007 5:18 PM

I like how in the picture with those two "fans", Paris is starting at the paparazzi camera and not the fans camera.

Is anyone falling for this?

Oh, let's not make her go to jail, she's a Bible-reader!

Please. How dumb does she think we are? UGH!

May 22, 2007 6:08 PM

What Bullshit!!

And that's me putting it nicely!

I guess she is just trying to prepare her mind before serving her time in jail, but believe me, she can never be prepared enough, because, jail is another different ball game. You feel trapped, you feel suffocated, you feel immobile. These are characteristics that Paris is not used to. So she is absolutely going to suffer there, no matter how much she would think she can prepare it (jail). Anyway, it is all an experience and I hope to hear from her when she finally completes her time in jail.

gosh, this is so pathetic i can't even write how much, carrying around a bible with that solemn expression on her face, aaaaaghr, somebody lock her away. now.

Hey, that's a Bible she found in the drawer of a cheap motel after a night of torrid sex and drugs, she thought is would make a great accessory for her outfit.

Paris: "Oh, you're supposed to READ this thing? But the color matches my outfit and is so bright."

Hope God is not psyched out by this

May 24, 2007 3:39 PM

BITCH PLEASE

yo your are ignorant dumb shits, wtf does reading the Bible and being religous have to do with anything? I really think shes reading these books and having a religion is some big plot of hers or a conspiracy to manipulate the crowds. maybe she just wants to feel closer with God, which is alot of individual peoples daily lives throughout there lives. your a bunch of fucking idiots.

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