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Seriously? Your lawyer? Why is he already involved? Is this going to end with a murder? Hopefully. I didn't say that, it wasn't very Christ-like. Details about Lohan's Las Vegas 21st birthday party are popping up. Hang on to your Valtrex!
A Lohan source tells Us that on July 2 and 3, the star and pals will take over a floor of Caesars Palace, where she'll have her own specially designed suite. For her B-day dinner, she'll dine on food from Social House, and she'll be the star at a pool party with tunes spun by DJ A.M. and Samantha Ronson and a private bash at Pure. Best of all, Caesars and Svedka Vodka will foot the bill."This should be one of the best parties ever," her lawyer Mike Heller tells Us.
Thanks, Counselor. Man, imagine the syncophants like this guy that she has running around. Even her lawyer is drooling over the probable cocaine wading pool and champagne enemas. Happy Birthday, Lindsay! Here's the defibrillator! Will Wonderland Rehab also be sponsoring this jam? Just checkin'.
Char says:
Enough with Lindsay already. She's such a friggin talentless coke whore. Zzzzzzz....
katie says:
Yeah, I second that. Can we go a month without any postings about her. Following around a 20-year old is so boring.
katie says:
Yeah, I second that. Can we go a month without any postings about her? Following around a 20-year old is so boring.
TinMan says:
Hang onto your Valtrex?!?
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
queenofeverything says:
I agree, let's give all of them a rest, Paris, Lindsay and Britney, all no talent ho's. What would they do if we stopped writing about them, all go into rehab and get a real life? Any one taking bets on who's going to go first?
queenofeverything says:
I agree, let's give all of them a rest, Paris, Lindsay and Britney, all no talent ho's. What would they do if we stopped writing about them, all go into rehab and get a real life? Any one taking bets on who's going to go first?
Mel says:
Fabulous, I've been looking for a new career path, and apparently I'm qualified to be Lindsay's lawyer.
A says:
good god...the party is all paid for!? I feel sick.
Well, at least she'll have plenty of money for her drug of choice...wait ...she probably doesn't pay for that either.
Although, she will have to pay for another stay in Wonderland, biotch!!
TS says:
This is so hyped up it's going to totally crash.
Amber says:
How about no more LL postings (or her crazy mama) until AFTER her b-day bash?
Chester says:
Lindsay's birthday bash? In Vegas?? Gee, now there's a surprise! And um, how old is her lawyer? It's sort of skeevy and makes you kinda wonder why he's all excited about hangin' out with his 21 year-old client...($$$nnniiiffff!!)
rdiggity1 says:
Howard K. Stern2 or Lionel Hutz : You Make The Call