Did Brittany Murphy marry her husband Simon Monjack so his ass wouldn't get deported? I know someone who did that once. This Russian chick paid a guy I knew 5K to be her husband so she could get her green card. It didn't work out. The INS or whatever asks some crazy personal questions. You've been warned.
The National Enquirer reports Monjack was arrested on expired visa charges in the middle of the night on March 27 - just over a month before the couple's rushed marriage. The tabloid also hits the actress' tubby hubby with allegations of bad debts and sleazy business schemes, which sources told Page Six the "Clueless" cutie knew nothing about. Monjack's lawyer told us the charges are being made by "disgruntled ex-girlfriends" and that immigration lawyers concluded the marriage had no bearing on his visa status. Murphy's rep had no comment.
I didn't call him "tubby". Page Six did. I like the pudge. If she did this willingly - it's the greatest love of all. If she was duped, it just adds to my theory that Mrs. Monjack hasn't always been playing with a full deck. Though she was the best makeover in cinematic history. God, I love "Clueless". Whatever, Cher!
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Zekers says:
Hey, I liked Green Card!
Trixie says:
She has always struck me as completely and utterly insane.
S_M_G says:
Oh J, you broke my heart! Green Card was a good movie!
Angel 2 says:
He is also a horrible director (only film was trashed by the bbc "what a mess"). The review is hilarious. The guy is a slimy con artist that has abused so many people over the years.
green cardigan says:
Yeah, I think she has always been a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but i still like her and her movies. Didn't she play another loolah in that film Girl Interupted with AJ? And I remember years ago there were photos of her circulating, kissing Winona Ryder.
And wasn't Winona Ryder in that film too? Holy Moly, maybe they all had to pass an insanity test before auditioning...