Jessica Alba gave an interview to Parade in which she tells us the usual bullshit - I'm not pretty and the photogs suck and yadda yadda yadda whinecakes. Quit it.
On the paparazzi: "I could give two sh-ts about them. They're so lame, I can't even believe that's a real job. I can't imagine they even pay taxes."On being a sex symbol:
"I don't really pay attention to all that. It's only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, 'ugh.' I don't really think I look all that great."
Is what you do a job? You have to read words off a page and stand around relying on having won the genetic lottery. At least they're running around killing royalty with what they do! And enough with this "ugh" shit. There are girls out there having been born with their heads stuck to their sister's and you're giving us "ugh"? I doubt the kid from "Mask" would appreciate your self-deprecation. Wench.
(WENN)
DannyBoy says:
"Jessica Alba is kinda annoying."
Uh, yeah she is. And "kinda"? Understatement of the year.
She's super hot, I'll give her credit for that. But she's not a good actress and it astonishes me that people think otherwise.
bbmaggee says:
Well said Mr. Harvey... well fucking said.
jen says:
J.Harvey you slay me... I say the same things to my teenage daughters....just because they can memmorize some dialogue and emote it doesn't mean they're anything special...nothing to admire or look up to...
Zelda says:
Bitch please...I'm so glad you're holding down your 9-to-5 and contributing to society in such a meaningful way. Where would we be without Fantastic Four? And how about the movie with you, in a bikini, and I think a shark? Thank god for those cinematic masterpieces.
And I can't imagine you pay any damn taxes after you stagger back to your penthouse apartment under an armload of celebrity swag.
Char says:
She better be glad she looks half decent and her upper lip is so friggin' huge, otherwise she'd be sitting in an office behind a computer like the rest of us peons. :P Biyotch. It's called "being grateful."
Illinoise says:
This bitch is ALWAYS complaining about the paparazzi and being good looking. Maybe she can't figure out why people are interested in her. Fantastic Four? Really?
*sigh* Maybe she will just disappear or something...
T says:
God she's gorgeous, and so sweet. I can't believe it's a job to take peoples pictures they don't want taken and then insult them about it either, Jessica.
AJ says:
Hmmmm, I see "Faux Modesty" continues to be all the rage in Hollywood...*snort*
AJ says:
Hmmmm, I see "Faux Modesty" continues to be all the rage in Hollywood...*snort*
AJ says:
Hmmmm, I see "Faux Modesty" continues to be all the rage in Hollywood...*snort*
AJ says:
(oops..sorry about the multiple posting...)
Zane Grewer says:
I met her, and she is very mean hearted, and Yes she is very annoying.
aubrey says:
I guess you could have gotten a regular job--like most of the US--making peanuts next to your millions.. If you didn't want your picture taken or people to talk about you. That is why *I* would never want to be famous or a celebrity... I enjoy privacy. (and if you TRULY did, too..you would have gone into another field).
I used to like her, but geez.. What about that article in which she said she wasn't given parts because of her "hotness".
dat_dOod says:
MOST OVERRATED FEMALE CELEBRITY ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET EARTH....pfftt bitch pleast sitcho ass down. She is BARELY above average without ALL THE MAKEUP AND HOURS OF PHOTOSHOPED IMAGERY.. *yawns*
colbert2006 says:
She starting to morph into JLo--pre-Skeletor days, of course.
Anna says:
She looks quite like the barmaid that annoyed the carp out of me last night. The barmaid had to stand over a table of 6 guys and make sure that each man got a full view of her ass. Typical ho making tips, meanwhile, we're a well-dressed couple and she just can't count on us tipping, as we're not looking at her ass, we're waiting for our drinks.
Jessica your looks already are fading. Stay in the bikinis, swim with the sharks or what have you, and you'll be guaranteed a serving job in your early 30's.
FreakyZ says:
I go "ugh" when I look at her too.
KAT says:
AND WHO GIVES TEN MILLION RATS' ASSES ABOUT HER "MIXED HERITAGE"? A VAIN PIG IS A VAIN PIG NO MATTER WHAT! SUPERCILIOUS SLAG!
Keeny says:
Well I cannot stand her, but still, I understand. Sometimes very beautiful girls will lack of self esteem given to childhood issues etc..Or just see themselves differently than the rest of us see them.
(I don't think Alba is in this case though)
gentlefawn says:
I used to think that maaaybe Jessica Alba was one of the smarter celebutards out there in Hollywood.
Suffice it to say that after briefly reading some of the interviews she's given, I now wholeheartedly believe that she is, in fact, another Hollywood Asstard.
sully says:
ummm...okay.
and then in 10 years when she's nowhere near as hot as she was in Idle Hands and no paparazzi wants to take a picture of her...she'll start bitching about how no one pays any attention to her.
JC says:
I see ten girls that look just like her on the 6 train every morning! Completely average
Melody says:
She´s sooo annoying! I don´t know what people see in her! I don´t think she´s pretty AT ALL!
elainey says:
she is NOT average. you ppl are mean-her words get twisted by ppl. you all don't even know her....she's the most beautiful actress in my opinion. if i was a lesbo i'd sooo go for her- love u jessica!
Anna says:
I cannot figure out why this woman is famous or photographed or made such a big deal out of?! I sw a movie where she wore bikinis and dived into the ocean;I know for sure I could have done a better job acting than her...now is a big time political activist...are americans listening to her views... people like her think they are all that...go to any mall in America, you are sure to run into a 100 women more talented and way more beautiful than Jessica Alba! Yuck! I don't want to hear her name ever again!