And it's the kind of phone call that most boobs wait a lifetime by the phone and are never lucky enough to get. It looks like those chest enhancements of hers are already looking like a better investment than my lousy 401k will ever be. And it's at fifty cents on the dollar up to ten percent, guys. Ten. Percent. Apparently, the nudie mag offered the young reality starlet one million big ones to show off the ladies. That. Is. Insane.
For the time being, however, Heidi seems to be keeping her version of a financial portfolio well-covered under this t-shirt, as she ponders whether or not to turn down the Playboy offer in favor of her day-job...which is to exist. Sigh. This is so unfair. I'm pretty sure she's laughing at me in these pictures. Laughing at me and my dreams.
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More photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer are after the jump.
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shell says:
I'm surprised they didn't deduct a couple hundred K for the bad nose job. She looks like a skeleton face now. I'm guessing her surgeon kind of specializes in the boobs and not so much the noses.
Kelsey says:
It's not the nose that bothers me so much...it's a Jay Leno chin...what is that?!
JaneSays says:
She should definitely go for the money!! A million bucks could pay for a primo chin reduction and you'll still have plenty left for a third rhinoplasty. Shame - an otherwise semi-attractive girl sportin' Bruce Willis' chin.
Texan says:
If she does do it, I hope that the Playboy airbrush team does something with those chompers. Good Lord, those are some HUGE teeth!
Why_do_I_care? says:
Looks like her pimp, Spencer, finally got what he wanted. (Remember his "What are you TALKING ABOUT, Heidi?!?" bunny days on the show?) He's so NOT subtle.
Stephania says:
She should get some lips!
...the top ones.
jxrblue says:
UGH No!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is too fucking ugly to be in Playboy.