Unfortunately, I've stopped caring, since I'm not really watching the show as much. Or maybe it's a fortunate thing, since I have less invested in these peeps emotionally than I did about ten months ago. In any case, we've had a pretty bumpy relationship, me and "Grey's Anatomy." And now, TMZ (who, incidentally, I'm sure have the power get their hands on my pap smear results, should they ever choose to do so...) are now reporting that Isaiah Washington's release from the ABC drama has been confirmed.
Washington's rep, Howard Bragman, confirmed this evening to TMZ that "Grey's" creator Shonda Rhimes called Isaiah today and told him he would not be invited back to the show next season. TV Guide's Michael Ausiello, who first broke the story, reports that the decision was due only in part to Washington's on-set troubles, and was a result of a "pattern of problematic behavior."Dang. And we're OFF TO REHAB! What? That doesn't apply here? I'm so confused. I thought rehab could fix anything. I've recently been using it to unclog my drains. Isn't it like...magic, or something?
pizda says:
That show sucks anyways. They should get rid of Ellen, she is most annoying of them all. Plus that whole McThis, McThat reference is stupid.
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson says:
"The scum always rises."
-Richard M. Nixon
Paris Hilton lay on her steel bed, quivering and shivering. She had the shakes, bad. Her herpes had erupted in a bad, pestilent rash all over her thighs. Her withdrawal symptoms were bad and getting worse. She recognized the feeling. Bad flu symptoms and the herpes eruption. She knew that soon the bile would begin to rise. She thought she saw flying wombats coming at her from the window on the door of her cell.
Nice thoughts, nice thoughts. She tried to concentrate. A big, fat turgid penis entering her valtrex vagina. Fat cocaine rails lining the top of the steel toilet in her cell. Paul Allen floating her a thousand dollar bill for a blowjob.
It wasnt't working. Her thighs itched uncontrollably. She'd scratched the herpes eruptions until they bled, and still the damn things itched. She's sucked off everyone from the arresting officer to the guards to the trusty, and nothing had worked. Daddy had to come through this time.
"Behind every great fortune lies crime."
-Voltaire
Rick Hilton paced his family room, impatiently. He knew there had to be a way to spring Paris. He just hadn't thought of it yet. Kathy had sucked him off three times that morning, and yet no inspiration. He was stupid, but he knew how money worked. There was always someone to bribe to get what you wanted. It was, he thought, the American way.
He grew angry when he thought of Howard Weitzman. Asshole was supposed to be the best connected lawyer in LA, he thought, and all I got for his 250K fee was a limo ride to court. Bastard didn't even know how to bribe someone in the DMV so that Paris could keep her license after her DUI. It's all his thought, Rick thought. Goddamn Jew lawyer. Maybe the new Jew lawyer will come through, mused Rick.
The phone rang. Rick answered it. Answered prayers. The deal would go down tonight. He had the cash for the Sheriff. Paris knew what she had to do.
"I only get my rocks off when I'm dreaming..."
Jagger/Richards
Lee Baca, LA County Sheriff, slapped some Old Spice on his testicles. He thought he was dreaming. Yesterday, he was a middle aged lump taking bribes to take care of traffic tickets in order to fund his divorce and gambling debts. Tonight, he was going to take in a hundred grand in cash. And Paris Hilton was going to suck his cock. He wanted his testicles to smell nice for her. He slapped some more Old Spice on his balls.
He put on his trousers and started out the door. Suddenly, he stopped. Cunt has herpes, he thought. Better bring a condom. Looking into his wallet, he realized that his wallet condom had been in there so long that it had left a ring on the outside of his wallet. Got to stop at a convenience store to get a rubber, he thought.
"To live like an outlaw, you have to be honest."
-Unknown outlaw biker
Rocky Delgadillo, LA City Attorney, put the phone down, and smacked his lips. Baca was going to spring Paris Hilton, he thought, and the dumbass wasn't going to share the love. He smiled. I'm gonna fuck him up bad, he thought. He picked up the telephone and called Judge Sauer.
"I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot the deputy"
Bob Marley
Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer slammed the phone down. Goddamn it, he screamed. He kicked the wall. He was sick of this shit. Everytime some celebrity punk got caught driving drunk, he tried to punish him as if he was Mr. John Q. Public. And every goddamn time he did, that fucking sheriff took a bribe and let the celebrity go. And the asshole never spread the wealth, either.
This time was going to be different, Sauer thought. Delgadillo was a shitty lawyer, but he was fucking ambitious. Since he was a shitty lawyer, Sauer was going to have to write the papers that Deladillo had to file with his court as soon as possible after Paris Hilton was sprung. But Delgadillo is a sneaky shit, thought Sauer. And all he has to do is file them. Sauer smiled. This time, I'm going to fuck Baca up.
"C'mon, Sweet Virginia,
Got to scrape that shit up off your shoes"
Jagger/Richards
Home, sweet, home, thought Paris. She knelt down before Sheriff Leroy Baca, unzipped his polyester pants,and pulled out his turgid, but small, penis. Ugh, Paris thought as she licked the head of Sheriff Leroy Baca's cock. Old Spice. I can't believe this lameo put Old Spice on his cock. I haven't seen that since I was fucking guys in a West Hollywood apartment for one Benjamin Franklin. She giggled.
Paris engulfed the Sheriff's turgid, yet small, cock and he gagged. Damn, he thought. So this is a celebrity blowjob. Feels damn good. Then he blew penis snot all over Paris's tonsils.
Thank God, thought Paris. She gulped the Sheriff's sperm down, and quickly tucked his nasty little penis back in his pants.
"Breaking rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won"
Eddie Cochran
"Whatdoyamean, she has to go back to court?" Rick Hilton thundered into the telephone receiver. "What about my hundred grand? What about Paris sucking his cock?"
Rick slammed the telephone receiver down and looked down at his wife, Kathy, who was naked and kneeling before him, Rick's cum splattered all over her face. "Goddamn it," he told Kathy. "Fucking Jew lawyer. We paid off the wrong guy!"
"I bet there´s rich folks eating in a fancy dining car
they´re probably drinkin´ coffee and smoking big cigars.
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can´t be free
but those people keep a movin´
and that´s what tortures me..."
Johnny Cash
Judge Sauer leered at Paris Hilton as she stood before him in his court. Stupid cunt, he thought. I'm going to mow her down like a rabbit on a freeway during rush hour.
"Order, order," he said, banging his gavel. "Now what's this I hear about you being set free and placed under house arrest when I specifically ordered that you serve your time in jail?" He smiled as Paris erupted in a small cry and started sobbingly. What a stupid cunt, he thought. Who in earth would want to fuck this bitch? She's got man hands and a wonky eye.
Persistent Cat says:
Seriously, I love when you mock TMZ.
Didn't he already do rehab? I used to love that show, then they put it against The Office and 30 Rock, then all that bullshit on the set happened and I just stopped caring. And I agree with Pizda, the Mc-this drove me crazy. But I'd still let Alex walk all over me.
Joya
BOOOOOOOOOO!!! So what Isaiah is an ass...his character was awesome. The show is going to SUCK without him. They should have gotten rid of whiney ass "George".
Persistent Cat says:
I agree with Joya. And ditch Izzy too.
S_M_G says:
They made such a huge deal out of this. It was very rude for him to call T.R. a faggot and then repeat it at Globes (Emmys?) but come on! Get over it!
Grey's made faggot a household name but keeping it current! Argh!
hmmmm says:
I don't think the problems with Washington were limited to homophobia; he apparently also has anger issues, and physically attacked Dempsey during the dispute that led to Washington using the word "faggot". There are rumours that he has physically attacked other co-stars on other projects as well. Also, if the rest of the cast wasn't comfortable with him, it probably made more sense to remove the problem than to keep trying to work around it.
Angietothemax says:
Hate to see him go. His and Sandra Oh's storyline was the only one I liked. Oh well.
stolidog says:
Hmmm. Isaah's problems may not have only been homophobia, but it seems to be the only problem with some of the commenters here...I'm just sayin'.
peter says:
As a gay person, I'm PISSED. This is complete and utter cowardice on the part of ABC. If they were going to fire him, they should have done so when the incident occurred. Instead, they wait until their season is finished, and his storyline is neatly tied up before doing so. Absolutely pathetic. I can assure you that I will no longer be giving this show my viewership.