Penelope Cruz is the last to know! Josh Hartnett has been spotted with a women who isn't her. I have no idea if that's real grammar but like I've said before - I won't be repressed by your petty laws!
On May 28, he was spotted at Snitch with British model Agyness Deyn, who was "sitting in his lap wearing thigh-high black boots while he smoked," says a spy.Twenty-one-year old Deyn (born Laura Hollins) is currently the face of luxury goods outfit Mulberry. She and Hartnett have also been seen in SoHo and were caught June 4 at Bungalow 8, where, says a spy, they "held hands and cuddled" into the early hours.
But only the week before, Hartnett was seen entertaining Penelope Cruz. They met for drinks at Delancey Bar and were spotted dining at lower East Side hot spot Alias.
"Alias" like Jennifer Garner doing backspin kicks at spies? Hot. That show was hot in the day. Also, that whole scene with the thigh-high boots and the smoking sounds like some sort of German S&M film. Not that I would know. Shut up! Penelope's problem is that she's hot but can't speak a lick of English. Seriously, I never have a clue what in hell she's saying. He probably doesn't either, which is why he has Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS bouncing on his lap on alternate Mondays.
(WENN)
stolidog says:
jeeeezub...i read that quickly and i thought it said "Hartnett was seen entering Penelope Cruz"....I was really gonna hand it to the paps for getting that shot.
crispybacon says:
Okay, I once dated a guy who looked a lot like JH. Same stature, killer swimmer's body. He also had almost NO facial hair. Facial hair/male pattern baldness is linked to high testosterone, which is linked to a certain size issue. My guess is JH is hung like a Tic-Tac. Just sayin'.
guy says:
oh i love josh hartnett! And he smokes!! ha ha ha
It's really nice, like his wonderful body!!
oh he's my boy!! I LOVE YOU
Carol says:
Josh is so damn hot!